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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2007, 02:13:49 PM »
I'm not trying to.
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2007, 02:14:38 PM »
Wimp
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2007, 02:15:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 31, 2007, 02:11:46 PM
Poor you.

Worked it out yet?

A strange thing hangs by man's hip,
hidden by a garment. It has a hole
in its head. It is stiff and strong
and its firm bearing reaps a reward.
When the retainer hitches his clothing
high above his knee, he wants the head
of that hanging thing to find the old hole
that it, outstretched, has often filled before.

Is it Snoopy?
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2007, 02:16:16 PM »
No
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2007, 02:18:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 31, 2007, 02:16:16 PM
No

Is it anything in the slightest bit amusing or illuminating?


Stupid question
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2007, 02:19:30 PM »
If you are an Anglo Saxon it's prolly hilarious, if not, then no
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2007, 02:20:00 PM »
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2007, 02:20:37 PM »
Cheat! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead censored: censored: censored: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2007, 02:21:39 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 31, 2007, 02:04:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 31, 2007, 02:03:50 PM
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He's the sort that buys cheap red nylon pants!

The voice of experience spider:

 redface: sad24: redface:

Why do I find that funny? lol:
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2007, 02:21:49 PM »
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2007, 02:22:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 31, 2007, 02:20:37 PM
Cheat! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead censored: censored: censored: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

And you had them all memorised  whistle:
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2007, 02:22:57 PM »
Only because your mum told it to you in 770 AD evil:
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2007, 02:23:45 PM »
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2007, 02:24:52 PM »
"Oddly"  nuff said  eeek:
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2007, 03:09:35 PM »
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