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Re: Riddles
« Reply #30 on: November 01, 2007, 09:33:59 AM »
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Moððe word fræt--     me þæt þuhte
   A moth ate songs-wolfed words!
   
wrætlicu wyrd     þa ic þæt wundor gefrægn,
   That seemed a weird dish-that a worm
   
þæt se wyrm forswealg    wera gied sumes,
   Should swallow, dumb thief in the dark,
   
þeof in þystro,     þrymfæstne cwide
   The songs of a man, his chants of glory,
   
ond þæs strangan staþol.     Stælgiest ne wæs
  Their place of strength. That thief-guest
 
wihte þy gleawra,     þe he þam wordum swealg.
   Was no wiser for having swallowed words
 
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #31 on: November 01, 2007, 09:45:40 AM »
You describe yourself methinks.  rubschin:

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #32 on: November 01, 2007, 09:47:22 AM »
Metaphorically speaking!
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #33 on: November 01, 2007, 09:57:38 AM »
What is this shite?TM  shrugs:
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #34 on: November 01, 2007, 09:58:37 AM »
Anglo Saxon sonny
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2007, 09:59:36 AM »
Anglo Saxon sonny
I'll keep my nose out then...  whistle:
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #36 on: November 01, 2007, 10:00:29 AM »
Hals is min hwit    ond heafod fealo,
   I am a warrior with a white throat.
   
sidan swa some.     Swift ic eom on feþe,
   My head and sides are tawny. Two ears
   
beadowæpen bere.     Me on bæce standað
   Tower above my eyes. My back and cheeks
   
her swylce swe on hleorum.     Hlifiað tu
   Are furred. I bear battle-weapons.
   
earan ofer eagum.     Ordum ic steppe
 5 My gait is swift. I lope through green
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in grene græs.     Me bið gyrn witod,
   Grass on battle-toes. My song is sorrow
   
gif mec onhæle     an onfindeð
   If the slaughter-hound scents the narrow
   
wælgrim wiga,     þær ic wic buge,
   Hall where I lie hidden with a brood
   
bold mid bearnum,     ond ic bide þær
   Of children and we wait nestled in the curve
   
mid geoguðcnosle.    Hwonne gæst cume
 10 Of love while death snuffs at the door.
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to durum minum,     him biþ deað witod;
   The dog drags doom-so quick with terror
   
forþon ic sceal of eðle     eaforan mine
   I seize my children for a secret flight.
   
forhtmod fergan,     fleame nergan.
   If he bellies down, stalking in my chamber,
   
Gif he me æfterweard     ealles weorþeð--
   I cannot choose to fight-that is fools'
   
hine breost berað--     ic his bidan ne dear,
 15 Counsel-I must tunnel a quick road
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reþes on geruman--      (nele þæt ræd teale)--
   Through a steep hill, paw for the light,
   
ac ic sceal fromlice     feþemundum
   Rush mothered babes through the burrow
   
þurh steapne beorg      stræte wyrcan.
   Safely on secret streets out the hill-hole.
   
Eaþe ic mæg freora     feorh genergan,
   Brood-free I do not fear the hound's rush.
   
gif ic mægburge mot      mine gelædan
 20 If the death-foe tracks the fierce mother
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on degolne weg      þurh duneþyrel
   Through side streets, he will find
   
swæse ond gesibbe;     ic me siþþan ne þearf
   A narrow road through Grimsgate and a hard
   
wælhwelpes wig      wiht onsittan.
   Meeting on hilltop as I turn battle-tooth
   
gif se niðsceaþa     nearwe stige
   And war-claw on the foe I once fled.
   
me on swaþe seceþ,     ne tosæleþ him
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on þam gegnpaþe     guþgemotes,
       
siþþan ic þurh hylles     hrof geræce,
       
ond þurh hest hrino     hildepilum
       
laðgewinnum,     þam þe ic longe fleah.
     
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2007, 10:01:48 AM »
What a load of bollocks!

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2007, 10:04:50 AM »
Badger, actually!
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #39 on: November 01, 2007, 10:05:46 AM »
TRIPE!!!!

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #40 on: November 01, 2007, 10:06:52 AM »
In some circumstances, yes redface:
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #41 on: November 01, 2007, 10:14:17 AM »
In other circumstances...

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #42 on: November 01, 2007, 11:11:39 AM »
Please stop .....you are hurting all my sensitivities


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Re: Riddles
« Reply #43 on: November 01, 2007, 11:13:22 AM »
Not much harm done there then!
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2007, 10:06:40 AM »
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And you had them all memorised  whistle:

Oddly enough, yes!

This explains a lot, Nick has so many riddles memorised that there is no space left for common sense. That is why he is always causing some cataclysNick event.  point:
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