Listen pal ~ planes I worked on
never broke that badly.
Actually the RAF Transport Command had a very good safety record. We never had a Comet II or IV fall out of the sky.
Not willy waving you understand but I renewed my membership in a Britannia over Berlin
And gained the hat trick in a Hercules C130 somewhere above the Channel Islands
In fact you could say that my career with Transport Command was a fvcking good time