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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2020, 10:02:57 PM »
Just found this thread and as the sat limitations are all done .. Thumbs:

Where to start ...... rubschin:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2020, 12:08:04 AM »
After being featured on Top Gear about digital dash ( odometer ) clocking .. redface:...had to watch out for trading standards ....but great boost for service ... lol: lol:

Btw it is NOT illegal to do it ..it is illegal to sell the vehicle without telling the buyer the mileage "may not be correct"...... Thumbs:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2020, 12:21:25 AM »
After being featured on Top Gear about digital dash ( odometer ) clocking .. redface:...had to watch out for trading standards ....but great boost for service ... lol: lol:

Btw it is NOT illegal to do it ..it is illegal to sell the vehicle without telling the buyer the mileage "may not be correct"...... Thumbs:
Not illegal but it should also not be illegal to tie anyone that's clocked a car to said car roof until such time as the odometer has actually got back to where it should have been
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2020, 12:42:57 AM »
After being featured on Top Gear about digital dash ( odometer ) clocking .. redface:...had to watch out for trading standards ....but great boost for service ... lol: lol:

Btw it is NOT illegal to do it ..it is illegal to sell the vehicle without telling the buyer the mileage "may not be correct"...... Thumbs:
Not illegal but it should also not be illegal to tie anyone that's clocked a car to said car roof until such time as the odometer has actually got back to where it should have been

If manufacturers didn't know it went on why did they sell blank service history books at main dealers ... noooo: ... they reckon at the time 1 in 3 cars in UK has incorrect mileage ... rubschin:   

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2020, 09:18:16 AM »
Because some people lose log books

Should we blame Laslo Biro because some people forge signatures on cheques?
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2020, 08:44:48 PM »
Appeared as an extra in porno ......... redface:     


Just TMJs for you ........ Thumbs:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2020, 08:55:55 PM »
Extra what?  eeek:
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2020, 09:39:56 PM »
Extra what?  eeek:

Loooonng story ..basically my mate needed a venue to film so I had A "spare"  whistle: flat (safe house )...so let him use it ..I was the guy who knocked on the door .... Thumbs:

We did try and stay and watch but wouldn't let us ....... evil:

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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2020, 09:02:59 AM »
Extra what?  eeek:

Loooonng story ..basically my mate needed a venue to film so I had A "spare"  whistle: flat (safe house )...so let him use it ..I was the guy who knocked on the door .... Thumbs:

We did try and stay and watch but wouldn't let us ....... evil:

You were a fluffer weren't you...?  point:
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2020, 12:15:53 PM »
Extra what?  eeek:

Loooonng story ..basically my mate needed a venue to film so I had A "spare"  whistle: flat (safe house )...so let him use it ..I was the guy who knocked on the door .... Thumbs:

We did try and stay and watch but wouldn't let us ....... evil:

You were a fluffer weren't you...?  point:
lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2020, 03:27:50 PM »
Had to look that up  eeek:
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2020, 04:14:22 PM »
Extra what?  eeek:

Loooonng story ..basically my mate needed a venue to film so I had A "spare"  whistle: flat (safe house )...so let him use it ..I was the guy who knocked on the door .... Thumbs:

We did try and stay and watch but wouldn't let us ....... evil:

You were a fluffer weren't you...?  point:

BM sounds awfully certain about that...............................almost as if he is talking from experience...  whistle:
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2020, 04:28:27 PM »
Is it time for my pope story?
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2020, 05:14:02 PM »
Is it time for my pope story?

Heard it... ::)
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Re: Skeletons in our closets thread
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2020, 12:05:06 AM »
Is it time for my pope story?
The Pope was a fluffer for a gay porn star?   eeek:
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