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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2011, 06:46:05 PM »
Wish they'd all piss right off.  evil:

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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2011, 06:48:41 PM »
Bonfire night was always a disaster at NIck Towers #1  noooo:
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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2011, 06:59:32 PM »
Awesome display on the base... worthy:

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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2011, 07:03:35 PM »
Awesome display on the base... worthy:

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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2011, 09:13:08 PM »
My windows are rattling  scared2:
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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2011, 09:21:58 PM »
It's night time here in Kabul  Sahf London.  The sound of explosive charges continue to break the silence with increasing rapidity. The Afghan  Sahf London night sky lights up periodically with flares and burning material.  Taleban forces   mad partygoers seem to have the run of the place and there seem to be no end to their festivities.
Shortly UN troops the Met Police chopper will be heard overhead and their machine gun fire infra red cameras will be strafing the perpetrators with little mercy.
It will be a long night in Kabul  Sahf London and only dawn of the next day will reveal the carnage from the night before.

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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2011, 06:14:39 AM »
It's night time here in Kabul  Sahf London.  The sound of explosive charges continue to break the silence with increasing rapidity. The Afghan  Sahf London night sky lights up periodically with flares and burning material.  Taleban forces   mad partygoers seem to have the run of the place and there seem to be no end to their festivities.
Shortly UN troops the Met Police chopper will be heard overhead and their machine gun fire infra red cameras will be strafing the perpetrators with little mercy.
It will be a long night in Kabul  Sahf London and only dawn of the next day will reveal the carnage from the night before.

This is Mr P ... for VP News ... Kabul ... Sahf London   ::)

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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2011, 08:23:47 AM »
I blame that  Dr Fox  razz:
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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2011, 09:00:55 AM »
Definitely not the night you needed to send up a distress flare...

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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2011, 05:13:43 PM »
Rozzers attention turning more towards that bloody gormless pointless firework display and bonfire as a possible/probable cause of that horrendous smash on Friday evening on the M5 now.
Can you just imagine how all the relatives of the deceased and injured are going to feel IF that is proven the main cause that started that horrific chains of events?

Time this utter pure shite and gross waste of money was totally banned ...for good. :thumbsup:

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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2011, 09:12:24 PM »
Notwithstanding the actual tragedy, the daft reporting is irritating.
"More than 34 vehicles involved"
I assume that means 35.
If they are unsure of the number, why not just say "at least 35".

As for it being caused by the bonfire, I seem to recall it is illegal to have a fire where smoke is likely to blow across a main road.

Health and safety will have a feast with the rugby club.

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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2011, 09:13:57 PM »
And, contrary to what Growler hopes for, will not BAN bonfires. So much stuff is banned in this wretched country now noooo:
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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2011, 09:39:58 PM »
Notwithstanding the actual tragedy, the daft reporting is irritating.
"More than 34 vehicles involved"
I assume that means 35.
If they are unsure of the number, why not just say "at least 35".

As for it being caused by the bonfire, I seem to recall it is illegal to have a fire where smoke is likely to blow across a main road.

Health and safety will have a feast with the rugby club.

IIRC, the Act use to say within 70' of the centre of the highway, so it's highly likely they wouldn't be contravening that particular law
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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2011, 09:43:29 PM »
Oban community fireworks fiasco

A technical hitch saw all the fireworks at Oban Community Firework display on November 4 2011 released with in a minute. Should have been over half an hours worth  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Bonfire night
« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2011, 09:47:19 PM »
Notwithstanding the actual tragedy, the daft reporting is irritating.
"More than 34 vehicles involved"
I assume that means 35.
If they are unsure of the number, why not just say "at least 35".

As for it being caused by the bonfire, I seem to recall it is illegal to have a fire where smoke is likely to blow across a main road.

Health and safety will have a feast with the rugby club.

IIRC, the Act use to say within 70' of the centre of the highway, so it's highly likely they wouldn't be contravening that particular law

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