RSF thread reminds me of kids songs

[Darwins Selection]

When I was a youth we had no TV jingles, we had to make do with songs from musicals and movies.

An adolescent favourite of mine was:

"Nothing could be finer than to be in your vagina in the mooo--oo--oo--r-ning"

 

[Berek]

I can't be arsed to hunt the original thread, anyway, I remembered this one last night:

A rich woman wears a bra
A poor woman just wears string
Wenchy doesnt wear anything
She just lets the buggers swing


 

[Barman]

...Wenchy, Wenchy show us your leg, show us your leg, etc.

Rich girls they use Vaseline,
Poor girls they use lard,
...

[Shy Talk]

 the village wenchy she was up to her usual tricks
Jumping of the mantle piece and landing on her tits 

The village wenchy she was there sitting by the fire
Knitting contrceptive out of indian rubber wire .

[grumpyoldsoldier]

"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....

[Snoopy]

"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....

Not much sail then?

[The Moan Ranger]

Four and twenty Wenchies came down from Inverness...

[grumpyoldsoldier]

"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....

Not much sail then?

Arf!Arf! its the way you tell 'em;D

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Four and twenty Wenchies came down from Inverness...

And when the ball was over there were four and twenty less,
Singing "Balls to your barman, backs against the wall,
If you don't get shagged on Saturday night you'll never get shagged at all".  (no chance in this bloody bar !)

[Snoopy]

The only thing that  here is the beer.

[The Moan Ranger]

'Twas on the bridge at midnight
Sucking blackheads from her crutch
She said "sir I've never had it"
 I said "no, not fucking much"...

[Barman]

"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....

Not much sail then?

[Barman]

'Twas on the bridge at midnight
Sucking blackheads from her crutch
She said "sir I've never had it"
 I said "no, not fucking much"...

[Snoopy]

"It was on the good ship Venus, by God you should have seen us,
The figure head was Wenchie in bed
and the mast was barmans penis.....

Not much sail then?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

'Twas on the bridge at midnight
Sucking blackheads from her crutch
She said "sir I've never had it"
 I said "no, not fucking much"...

T'was on the same bridge at midnight,
Throwing snowballs at the moon,
She said, "Gos, I have never had it"
Gos said, "You will have bloody soon"