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Carol Vorderman
« on: November 03, 2007, 05:26:32 PM »
She’s on the 25th Birthday countdown at the moment…

Great breasts…  cloud9:
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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2007, 05:36:29 PM »
I would. I'm sure I would.
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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2007, 05:46:40 PM »
Oh would I ever!
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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2007, 06:00:56 PM »
she must be about 60 now.. I despise the woman for advertising loan sharks

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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2007, 06:47:28 PM »
she must be about 60 now.. I despise the woman for advertising loan sharks
You wouldn't do her then?  noooo:
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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2007, 06:55:04 PM »
Dirty...
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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2007, 07:24:57 PM »
http://www.brainybeauty.freeserve.co.uk/carol/

A human being person type thing spent hours making ths site. Probably with only one hand free.

I was going to sign the guest book but it appears to be unavailable at this time. cussing:
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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2007, 06:22:25 AM »
I saw her in Waitrose in Maidenhead once – crying her eyes out like a baby.  sad24:

Perhaps I should have given her a Hobknob…  rubschin:
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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2007, 07:12:07 AM »
she must be about 60 now.. I despise the woman for advertising loan sharks

She'll be 47 on 24th December 2007





And just what is wrong with being 60?  evil:
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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2007, 01:30:50 PM »
Dark hair. I bet her snatch looks like a smashed bat or a black cat with its throat cut (care of OH!)

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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2007, 01:38:09 PM »
Dark hair. I bet her snatch looks like a smashed bat or a black cat with its throat cut (care of OH!)
lol: lol: lol:
Not necessarily…  whistle:
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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2007, 01:50:19 PM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Carol Vorderman
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2012, 04:53:13 PM »
I saw him in the pub once – crying his eyes out like a baby.  sad24:

Perhaps I should have given him a Hobknob…  rubschin:
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