Blood

[TG]

I am a blood donor so I thought this story would wind me up.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1291543,00.html

But for some reason it doesnt. At least the blood will go to someone that WANTS it.

Shame about the kids growing up with no mum but thats religion for you, full of fun and high jinx. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Having a spokesperson in these circumsatnces called Mr Lovejoy is also taking the pee somewhat 

[Barman]

Darwin at it again! 

[Nick]

Bonkers! She was 22, but if she believed that,...............

And then if one of the twins has an accident and needs a transfusion, nooooooooooooooo God says they must die!

PS: they won't have my blood

[Darwins Selection]

Darwin at it again! 

Evenings can be dull round these parts.

[Uncle Mort]

It's 'God's' word and surely. with him being omnipotent and such, would not have written something so vague about 'consuming' blood but have said 'thou shalt not have a blood transfusion' back in 3000BC or whenever.

[Barman]

It's 'God's' word and surely. with him being omnipotent and such, would not have written something so vague about 'consuming' blood but have said 'thou shalt not have a blood transfusion' back in 3000BC or whenever.

Agreed Uncle... or at least sent down an addendum or something? 

Still, perhaps the kids will see the error of her stupid ways and have a chance of a decent life…   

[Darwins Selection]

It's 'God's' word and surely. with him being omnipotent and such, would not have written something so vague about 'consuming' blood but have said 'thou shalt not have a blood transfusion' back in 3000BC or whenever.

I don't care for Black Pudding, so why should the Almighty?

[Bar Wench]

Selfish bitch is all I have to say on that matter.

[Darwins Selection]

Selfish bitch is all I have to say on that matter.

Well I only said I didn't like Black Pudding.

You can have my portion if you want.

[Miss Demeanour]

Maybe - just maybe - it was the husband that ticked the form to say don't give her any blood 

[Barman]

Maybe - just maybe - it was the husband that ticked the form to say don't give her any blood 

And claim the recently upgraded insurance? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Maybe - just maybe - it was the husband that ticked the form to say don't give her any blood 

And claim the recently upgraded insurance? 

Indeed 

Just don't tell Miss Marple  and he'll be fine

[Grumpmeister]

It's 'God's' word and surely. with him being omnipotent and such, would not have written something so vague about 'consuming' blood but have said 'thou shalt not have a blood transfusion' back in 3000BC or whenever.

Come on Mort, if the great sky fairy had been omnipotent then there would have been 5 horsemen of the apocalypse mentioned. Death, War, Famine, Pestilence and Nick.

[Nick]