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Offline Grumpmeister

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Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« on: November 05, 2007, 01:59:05 PM »
Just a little bit of forward planning as Captain Calamity, bonfires and fireworks cannot be a good combination.

By the way, does anyone know where Nick will be tonight, just so we can run very fast in the opposite direction  scared2:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2007, 03:05:00 PM »
I am taking the Boy to a display. It shall cost us £3 each and will be tasteful. IF HE BEHAVES!

Bonfire at 6.30 and rockets at 7.00

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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2007, 03:07:44 PM »
A&E at 8:00.
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2007, 03:13:07 PM »
Maybe, maybe not shrugs:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2007, 03:29:23 PM »
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2007, 03:38:05 PM »
Police at 9:00
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2007, 03:56:46 PM »
we're off to see fireworks tonight, i'm hoping to see a chav on fire at some point
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2007, 04:06:07 PM »
Stand close enough and you will.  eveilgrin:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2007, 04:06:33 PM »
 point:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2007, 04:07:39 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 05, 2007, 04:06:07 PM
Stand close enough and you will.  eveilgrin:

w*nker whistle:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2007, 05:11:27 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2007, 03:38:05 PM
Police at 9:00

State of emergency at 10:00 then I suppose  whistle:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2007, 05:13:58 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2007, 05:11:27 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2007, 03:38:05 PM
Police at 9:00

State of emergency at 10:00 then I suppose  whistle:

Should be just in time for the nuclear holocaust at 11:55.


I had never understood the term 'Nuclear Family' until Nick came along.
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2007, 07:02:05 PM »
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2007, 07:31:19 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2007, 05:13:58 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 05, 2007, 05:11:27 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2007, 03:38:05 PM
Police at 9:00

State of emergency at 10:00 then I suppose  whistle:

Should be just in time for the nuclear holocaust at 11:55.


I had never understood the term 'Nuclear Family' until Nick came along.

Careful, you'll have the Yanks searching for WMD's making comments like that and the thought of Captain Calamity mixing with trigger happy good old boys is too terrifying to even consider  scared2:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2007, 08:03:15 PM »
All safely in bed, apart from me. The traffic!!
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