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Offline GROWLER

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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2007, 08:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 05, 2007, 08:03:15 PM
All safely in bed, apart from me. The traffic!!

Gave GROWLERS jnr's some nice sparklers and a mug of hot cocoa. Well happy they were, and all within the extensive grounds of GROWLER towers.

I've taught them to expect little from life, so they weren't disappointed. Extatic in fact.

Total cost? Three quid including the leccy. Lafin. cloud9:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2007, 10:17:28 PM »
Tee Hee. Neighbour's horribly overgrown Leylandii hedge caught fire. Fire Brigade called, whole nine yards. Bit like a miniature Californian Forest Fire. Twat scout leader the other side attempted to put it out with his personal fire extinguisher.

What wassock sets off fireworks in an 18ft garden with a 12ft hedge on one side.
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2007, 05:55:26 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on November 05, 2007, 08:15:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 05, 2007, 08:03:15 PM
All safely in bed, apart from me. The traffic!!

Gave GROWLERS jnr's some nice sparklers and a mug of hot cocoa. Well happy they were, and all within the extensive grounds of GROWLER towers.

I've taught them to expect little from life, so they weren't disappointed. Extatic in fact.

Total cost? Three quid including the leccy. Lafin. cloud9:
Well done that man - teach him some values....  happy088

Did you tell him that next year you'll get some matches and light them?  whistle:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2007, 09:11:28 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 06, 2007, 05:55:26 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 05, 2007, 08:15:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 05, 2007, 08:03:15 PM
All safely in bed, apart from me. The traffic!!

Gave GROWLERS jnr's some nice sparklers and a mug of hot cocoa. Well happy they were, and all within the extensive grounds of GROWLER towers.

I've taught them to expect little from life, so they weren't disappointed. Extatic in fact.

Total cost? Three quid including the leccy. Lafin. cloud9:
Well done that man - teach him some values....  happy088

Did you tell him that next year you'll get some matches and light them?  whistle:

Them actually, not just him. Full VFM. happy088

Nah. I really pushed the boat out and lit them....via the gas cooker. Cheaper than matches.
House still stinks of gunpowder.
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2007, 09:27:44 AM »
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Excellent! happy088




or brimstone?
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2007, 09:42:39 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 06, 2007, 09:27:44 AM
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House still stinks of gunpowder

Excellent! happy088




or brimstone?

Whatever.  ::)

Sparkler STUFF. happy088

I think it smells great anyway.
Cooker has got a lot of white burny type marks on it today though, so I'm in trouble YET again. ::)

"too mean to buy a box of matches"...lar de dah de dum, moaning bitch. ::)
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2007, 11:53:15 AM »
I have to ask, is Nick Towers still standing today?  whistle:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2007, 12:44:06 PM »
Yes, though we have roofers, central heating repair guys, painters and other builders due. Apart from that wobblingly fine! evil:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2007, 01:58:59 PM »
Bloody hell, you did that much damage in one night?

If it had been anyone else I'd have been impressed.  point:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2007, 02:05:59 PM »
We have one of those "constantly falling down" sort of houses

OK?

I also gather that the local church is now selling pics of our house to raise money. Bastards. See also: Dinner service etc.!

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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2007, 02:23:42 PM »
Was it one of those falling down type of houses before you moved in though?  whistle:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2007, 02:26:23 PM »
Yes, but we grow older together. I am in the "falling down" phase myself now evil:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2007, 02:54:36 PM »
I did wonder what the effects of long term exposure to Nick-o-rays would be. I'm glad I'm a (hopefully) safe distance away  eeek:
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2007, 03:46:30 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2007, 02:54:36 PM
I did wonder what the effects of long term exposure to Nick-o-rays would be. I'm glad I'm a (hopefully) safe distance away  eeek:

I trust you will also be well clear of the resulting tidal wave too?

Oh Dear!  ::)
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Re: Nicks bonfire night disasters thread
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2007, 06:10:25 PM »
Have to be a bloody big tidal wave to get me when I'm at home, as for work I'm a little concerned now  eeek:
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