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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2007, 10:50:05 AM »
My consultant recently told me that if I didn't increase my daily dosage of Statins I would die three years earlier. I asked him three years earlier than when ~ he changed the subject. ::)
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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2007, 10:51:59 AM »
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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2007, 11:01:28 AM »
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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2007, 11:02:37 AM »
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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2007, 11:15:12 AM »
On a serious note, and taking slight isssue with that comment U.M., it DID in fact seem to help that woman who recently died.....can't think of her name now...who had terminal cancer, and was only given months to live. She embarked on a 'stuff you cancer' campaign for several years, running marathons and other crazy stuff.
Name please anyone?

A truly gritty determined woman if ever there was one. happy088

The likelihood is that she would have survived the cancer for the same length of time whether she stayed home and bemoaned her lot or cycled up Everest.



How can you, or anyone else for that matter, say that with confidence and belief?
It's impossible to run a comparison on someone who cannot possibly be running in two different states of mind all the time.

My theory anyway is to try and think positive on this particular matter. Nowt to lose, and it MIGHT just help.
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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2007, 11:16:54 AM »
How on earth can 'thinking positive' stop you from catching a virus? After all, that virus doesn't care if you're an optimist or pessimist.

There was a recent study on cancer sufferers that showed thinking positive made no difference to their survival rates.

Of course once you are ill you can decide whether to wallow in your misery or just get on with life.

Be warned!!!!!

There is a very nasty bug going around

I opened the door this morning and there was a ladybird there who bit my ankle and called me rude names....

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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2007, 11:20:50 AM »
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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2007, 11:21:10 AM »
My consultant recently told me that if I didn't increase my daily dosage of Statins I would die three years earlier. I asked him three years earlier than when ~ he changed the subject. ::)
Stupid boy! ::)

He was saying that you died in 2004.  ;)
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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2007, 11:22:39 AM »
I sent an e mail to the NHS Excellence Awards people last week. It bounced back: Address not known!  scared2:
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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2007, 12:24:10 PM »
How on earth can 'thinking positive' stop you from catching a virus? After all, that virus doesn't care if you're an optimist or pessimist.



I'll p'raps put Mrs GROWLER on here tonight to explain her 'theory'? lol:
I'm used to it U.M.
She talks utter shite all day long most of the time. ::)


"She talks utter shite all day long most of the time.

Ah so that where you get it from . eyes:

No actually. Learnt most of it from YOU, in 'days gone by elsewhere' lol:

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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2007, 12:28:53 PM »
How on earth can 'thinking positive' stop you from catching a virus? After all, that virus doesn't care if you're an optimist or pessimist.



I'll p'raps put Mrs GROWLER on here tonight to explain her 'theory'? lol:
I'm used to it U.M.
She talks utter shite all day long most of the time. ::)


"She talks utter shite all day long most of the time.

Ah so that where you get it from . eyes:

No actually. Learnt most of it from YOU, in 'days gone by elsewhere' lol:

Yea those were the days . we had some good laughs . i miss 'em  sad24:

No reason why you can't post with gay abandonment in here you know.
I'll always reply with a hurling of venomous abuse. ;)
We're not ALL willy waving pussy cats and puppies in here. ::)
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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2007, 12:48:43 PM »
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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2007, 12:51:12 PM »
He could move in!

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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2007, 02:55:57 PM »

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I have to concede that he doesn't look at all well.

However, I wonder what the prognosis was at the time of him being around in 2007 for everybody to stare at...

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Re: Think positive? My fat arse.
« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2007, 04:27:49 PM »

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I have to concede that he doesn't look at all well.

However, I wonder what the prognosis was at the time of him being around in 2007 for everybody to stare at...
"If you don't increase your daily dosage of Statins you won't be around in thousands of years for everybody to stare at..."
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