My new SatNav

[Nick]

"Works straight out of the box"

Like F*ck

 

[Berek]

 

[Nick]

Quite right. Put, say, Birkenhead, in and get directions straight to your house!

Put kettle on!





















Made by hand in Cairo I fear!

[Barman]

 
Let The Boy sort it out for you...

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Which one you got then wumman?

Do you want me to come and sort it for you....wumman?



DON'T LEAVE IT IN THE CAR...EVER!

Clean the screen to remove the suction pad mark, and don't remove it in ANY car park after you've parked up. Always remove it prior.
Thieves hang around in car parks watching to see where you put it. Normally in the boot.

Being in the 'privelidged position' I'm in, i know about these things.

[Misunderstood]

Which one you got then wumman?

Do you want me to come and sort it for you....wumman?



DON'T LEAVE IT IN THE CAR...EVER!

Clean the screen to remove the suction pad mark, and don't remove it in ANY car park after you've parked up. Always remove it prior.
Thieves hang around in car parks watching to see where you put it. Normally in the boot.

Being in the 'privileged position' I'm in, i know about these things.

I always make a big production out of removing it and sticking it in my pocket.

Then I retrieve my anti-mugging stick and make off smartly.

[Snoopy]

Saves all that bother ~ if you don't know where you are going ~ why go?

[Grumpmeister]

Anyone want to give odds on how long it takes Captain Calamity to bring the entire sattelite network literally crashing down 

[Misunderstood]

Anyone want to give odds on how long it takes Captain Calamity to bring the entire sattelite network literally crashing down 

evens  "       -6 hrs
11/4    "        6 hrs
5/2      "      12 hrs
5/1      "      24 hrs
10/1    "      48 hrs
100/1  "      7 days
1000/1 "     I week

[Darwins Selection]

Anyone want to give odds on how long it takes Captain Calamity to bring the entire sattelite network literally crashing down 

evens  "       -6 hrs
11/4    "        6 hrs
5/2      "      12 hrs
5/1      "      24 hrs
10/1    "      48 hrs
100/1  "      7 days
1000/1 "     I week

100/1  "      7 days
1000/1 "     I week 

Have you been drinking?

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Anyone want to give odds on how long it takes Captain Calamity to bring the entire sattelite network literally crashing down 

evens  "       -6 hrs
11/4    "        6 hrs
5/2      "      12 hrs
5/1      "      24 hrs
10/1    "      48 hrs
100/1  "      7 days
1000/1 "     I week

100/1  "      7 days
1000/1 "     I week 

Have you been drinking?

Must have been DS, take a look at the evens outcome: -6 hours

That, to me, would indicate that it has already happened during the night!

[Darwins Selection]

Anyone want to give odds on how long it takes Captain Calamity to bring the entire sattelite network literally crashing down 

evens  "       -6 hrs
11/4    "        6 hrs
5/2      "      12 hrs
5/1      "      24 hrs
10/1    "      48 hrs
100/1  "      7 days
1000/1 "     I week

100/1  "      7 days
1000/1 "     I week 

Have you been drinking?

Must have been DS, take a look at the evens outcome: -6 hours

That, to me, would indicate that it has already happened during the night!

Funnily enough, our 'radio controlled' clock in the kitchen stopped at about 4AM.

Could it be. . . . . . ?

[Misunderstood]

Anyone want to give odds on how long it takes Captain Calamity to bring the entire sattelite network literally crashing down 

evens  "       -6 hrs
11/4    "        6 hrs
5/2      "      12 hrs
5/1      "      24 hrs
10/1    "      48 hrs
100/1  "      7 days
1000/1 "     I week

100/1  "      7 days
1000/1 "     I week 

Have you been drinking?

Yes, why?

Should I have made it II weeks instead?