Hunting again.....

[GROWLER]

...for me own food.

Mrs GROWLER has seen her arse big time with me tonight.
Even i had a job controlling her temper and ranting directed at me, all because i apparently spend too much time trying to put the world to rights, complaining and growling about things that piss me off, and she never gets any respite...apparently... from my 'unreasonable complaints' about everything and everyone.

I told her to go and stew her arse and get some wimmens werk done.

WOW, calm down luv! I was only messing.....ish.


What temperature do I wash me gruns on again?

[Misunderstood]

To every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Especially where wimmen are involved.

[GROWLER]

To every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Especially where wimmen are involved.

I'll repeat that nugget of wisdom to myself while trying to nod off tonight.
I may understand by the morning.


I do get a bit het up about things sometimes, granted, but i have to vent my anger and frustration somehow ffs....wumman.
She just brushes 'shite' under the carpet. She'd probably make a great politician.

[Misunderstood]

To every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Especially where wimmen are involved.

I'll repeat that nugget of wisdom to myself while trying to nod off tonight.
I may understand by the morning.


I do get a bit het up about things sometimes, granted, but i have to vent my anger and frustration somehow ffs....wumman.
She just brushes 'shite' under the carpet. She'd probably make a great politician.

I 'spect she sees herself as a calming influence on you.   

[GROWLER]

To every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Especially where wimmen are involved.

I'll repeat that nugget of wisdom to myself while trying to nod off tonight.
I may understand by the morning.


I do get a bit het up about things sometimes, granted, but i have to vent my anger and frustration somehow ffs....wumman.
She just brushes 'shite' under the carpet. She'd probably make a great politician.

I 'spect she sees herself as a calming influence on you.   

I'll put me head in mother bears mouth in the morning and ask her that!
 

[Misunderstood]

 

I'd like to be a fly-on-the-wall for THAT conversation.

[Bar Wench]

I must say I do reach a point with Mr Wench when I have just had enough of the moaning and the whinning and the ranting. It would just be nice if there was one day a week where it didn't happen. 

[Nick]

...for me own food.

Mrs GROWLER has seen her arse big time with me tonight.
Even i had a job controlling her temper and ranting directed at me, all because i apparently spend too much time trying to put the world to rights, complaining and growling about things that piss me off, and she never gets any respite...apparently... from my 'unreasonable complaints' about everything and everyone.

I told her to go and stew her arse and get some wimmens werk done.

WOW, calm down luv! I was only messing.....ish.


What temperature do I wash me gruns on again?

Do you want to move in here then and do that swop I mentioned yesterday. Mrs Nick on teh warpath too!

[Barman]

I must say I do reach a point with Mr Wench when I have just had enough of the moaning and the whinning and the ranting. It would just be nice if there was one day a week where it didn't happen. 

[GROWLER]

Well the tables have been well and truly turned this evening. I am bloody smouldering with fury at her presently.

She's out at present, and if she's got ANY sense, she'll stay out until well after midnight.
RANTING thread later after i've had a lie down to calm down.

[Nick]

Excellent.

It will still be your fault though

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Well the tables have been well and truly turned this evening. I am bloody smouldering with fury at her presently.

She's out at present, and if she's got ANY sense, she'll stay out until well after midnight.
RANTING thread later after i've had a lie down to calm down.

No doubt she will sneak up on you and give you one of THOSE looks, you know, the one that would stop a charging wounded premenstrual water buffalo dead in its tracks

[Darwins Selection]

Try standing in the garden muttering "No, I mustn't, not the patio again" as she passes.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

ah! the old physchological warfare trick....you cad darwin

[GROWLER]

Well the tables have been well and truly turned this evening. I am bloody smouldering with fury at her presently.

She's out at present, and if she's got ANY sense, she'll stay out until well after midnight.
RANTING thread later after i've had a lie down to calm down.

No doubt she will sneak up on you and give you one of THOSE looks, you know, the one that would stop a charging wounded premenstrual water buffalo dead in its tracks

Not actually that far from the truth GOS. Nick hit the nail on the head, and she is actually attempting to turn this current barney around by following me around, attempting to nag me to death for daring   to question her gross and unbelievably bad judgement.
Common sense , zero
Intelligence, zero.
I consider calling her thicker than a barrel of pig shit on a frosty day pretty damned tame tbh, considering she's just cost me £149 of totally uneccessary expense for not using that brain replacement cabbage that's in her head.
I am being totally unreasonable for being so upset apparently!  
Using 3 £50 notes to wipe your arse, and then flushing them down the porcelain would be considered fairly wasteful by most reasonable folk i guess, cus that's how i see it as being.

Not actually too sure how that one works out tbh.

I'm currently stoking up the fire in readiness for round 2 tonight.