Tattie Bye everybody !! Tattie bye !!

[Barman]

Isn't MIL here on a visit? 

Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.

Indeed... 

[Nick]

Why bother? Normal here. And Saxophone practice.

[Snoopy]

Why bother? Normal here. And Saxophone practice.

Well ~ I did offer it a good home.

[Barman]

Why bother? Normal here. And Saxophone practice.

Perhaps if it became.... blocked? 

[Berek]

 

[Barman]

Welcome back Mr. Berek sir! 

[Bar Wench]

Isn't MIL here on a visit? 

Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.

Indeed... 

I've just noticed this!!!!!

Mother Wench is Mother Wench, she isn't my MIL! 

There were two sisters involved in the visit as well as Granny Wench. I live in the next village to Granny and one sister and one other lives in Tooting so when Mother Wench comes to visit she gets the full onslaught. Or rather I do. Am exhausted now.

[Nick]

All those Wench women in one place. I wonder if there is a collective noun?

[Snoopy]

Isn't MIL here on a visit? 

Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.

Indeed... 

I've just noticed this!!!!!

Mother Wench is Mother Wench, she isn't my MIL! 

There were two sisters involved in the visit as well as Granny Wench. I live in the next village to Granny and one sister and one other lives in Tooting so when Mother Wench comes to visit she gets the full onslaught. Or rather I do. Am exhausted now.

Well you can see who caused the confusion ~ the fella who shares a barber with Old Bobby Charlton himself!

[Barman]

Isn't MIL here on a visit? 

Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.

Indeed... 

Blah, blah, blah, blah!!!!!

Blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah! 

Blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah  blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah.

[Bar Wench]

All those Wench women in one place. I wonder if there is a collective noun?

A loudness or a cackle apparently according to Mr Wench.  

[Barman]

Isn't MIL here on a visit? 

Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.

Indeed... 

I've just noticed this!!!!!

Mother Wench is Mother Wench, she isn't my MIL! 

There were two sisters involved in the visit as well as Granny Wench. I live in the next village to Granny and one sister and one other lives in Tooting so when Mother Wench comes to visit she gets the full onslaught. Or rather I do. Am exhausted now.

Well you can see who caused the confusion ~ the fella who shares a barber with Old Bobby Charlton himself!

[tel]

Isn't MIL here on a visit? 

Now you mention it ~ but not sure if Mother Wench refers to MiL or Mother .... was there not also a sister involved in this visit?
Poor Wenchy is probably still trying to get the blood out of the carpets.

Indeed... 

I've just noticed this!!!!!

Mother Wench is Mother Wench, she isn't my MIL! 

There were two sisters involved in the visit as well as Granny Wench. I live in the next village to Granny and one sister and one other lives in Tooting so when Mother Wench comes to visit she gets the full onslaught. Or rather I do. Am exhausted now.

So, you are saying that there is a whole coven of you in Surrey?

[Bar Wench]

The sister that lives in Epsom actually is a pagan! 

[Snoopy]

I have a mental vision of Grandma Wench leading the coven on a naked dance through the Surrey woodland glades.

I wish I didn't have that image in my mind but ............