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Stupid Warning thread
« on: May 12, 2007, 11:35:08 PM »
Stupid Warning thread

Please post here the stupidest warning on an item or it?s packaging you can find.

Here is one to start you off.   whistle:


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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2007, 11:53:38 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2007, 04:39:25 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2007, 11:18:35 AM »
A few more....

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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2007, 11:37:16 AM »
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Re: Stupid Warning thread
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2007, 11:44:43 AM »
Quote from: ice and a slice on May 13, 2007, 11:18:35 AM
A few more....

 noooo: None of those look like warnings to me.  scared:
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Re: Stupid Warning thread
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Re: Stupid Warning thread
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2007, 04:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2007, 11:37:16 AM



Well I did whilst casually flicking snot on the wall, and it tasted better than the ale tbh. scared:
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Re: Stupid Warning thread
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2007, 06:03:54 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 13, 2007, 04:54:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2007, 11:37:16 AM



Well I did whilst casually flicking snot on the wall, and it tasted better than the ale tbh. scared:
The ale tastes like pish because I have a karma of -40.  whistle:
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Re: Stupid Warning thread
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2007, 06:16:36 PM »
-41 now drumroll:
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Re: Stupid Warning thread
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2007, 02:37:24 PM »
One of Dorothy's Gusset Patterns is marked "Highly Absorbent" but she isn't sure whether that refers to the pattern or the artefact. Also, she isn't sure it it is a warning or a sort of promise.
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Re: Stupid Warning thread
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2007, 02:39:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2007, 06:16:36 PM
-41 now drumroll:
-56 now!

I need a leak ? I?ll be in the cellar if anybody wants me?  whistle:
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