Is this a new animal ??

[Shy Talk]

Just been to raid the fridge and there on the shelf amongst other goodies is a packet of TurkeyHam ???????? WTF is that ????? surely turkey is a bird whereas ham is a pig ----Yes ??  Asked Mrs ST WTF it is she says its fecking good for me cos its "wafer "thin . What a complete load of utter utter bollox   Its going into the shite machine ( the dog) tomorrow .

[GROWLER]

Stop yer griping yer moaning old get

Mrs ST has your best interests at heart obviously, and for that you should be grateful.

I, that is ME, has to do the bloody shopping here ffs. Granted by choice, as she only buys shite usually.

It'll be simply ham and terrrkey mixed and rolled together. You eat ham and terrrkey sometimes don't you?
So what's the bloody problem you old tosser? Get it down yer neck on a nice thick butty with a slab of cheese, and shut TF up.

[Shy Talk]

Stop yer griping yer moaning old get

Mrs ST has your best interests at heart obviously, and for that you should be grateful.

I, that is ME, has to do the bloody shopping here ffs. Granted by choice, as she only buys shite usually.

It'll be simply ham and terrrkey mixed and rolled together. You eat ham and terrrkey sometimes don't you?
So what's the bloody problem you old tosser? Get it down yer neck on a nice thick butty with a slab of cheese, and shut TF up.

Bollox its that thin you can see thro it . It looks shite , smells shite and I expect it taste shite . Cram it in a can and give it to the likes of"Farepak" customers.  I'll let you know have the dog copes with it . It will give the kids summin the skid on if it give him the shites . DONT MENTION THE DOG HERE

[GROWLER]

I luv Spam, and christ knows what's in that. 

[Shy Talk]

I luv Spam, and christ knows what's in that. 

When sailing I love a tin of diced cornbeef, a can of oxtail soup ,tin of carrots ,tin of peas all chucked in the pressure cooker yummy with a nice thick piece of bread . Especially this time of year  Shite ingredients I know but yummy none the less.

[GROWLER]

I luv Spam, and christ knows what's in that. 

When sailing I love a tin of diced cornbeef, a can of oxtail soup ,tin of carrots ,tin of peas all chucked in the pressure cooker yummy with a nice thick piece of bread . Especially this time of year  Shite ingredients I know but yummy none the less.

Sounds absolutely 

Is this to help bring the sea sickness on then?

[Shy Talk]

I luv Spam, and christ knows what's in that. 

When sailing I love a tin of diced cornbeef, a can of oxtail soup ,tin of carrots ,tin of peas all chucked in the pressure cooker yummy with a nice thick piece of bread . Especially this time of year  Shite ingredients I know but yummy none the less.

Sounds absolutely 

Is this to help bring the sea sickness on then?

Sorry forgot to mention the smash spuds . Sea sickness bollox its yummy better than sex  -----Oh yes I forgot the cornflour to thicken it 

Edited again to clarify that the cornflour was to thicken the stew NOT the sex thingy

[Sour Puss]

No ham ... just Turkey....   Trading standards may have a bit to say about this. 

Turkey Ham

   
A meat product made from the thigh meat of a turkey. It is cured and smoked, which allows it to be eaten right from the package if desired. The size and shape of turkey ham depends on how the meat is processed and it is generally available in whole or half portions. Turkey ham is approximately 95 percent fat-free, which makes it a low-fat alternative to pork ham. It can be served hot or cold and sliced thick or thin. 

[Shy Talk]

 The dog has just woofed the whole tray down ,had to mix it with some biccys though, and no surprises yet  Guess what ? B'stards  b'stards it was buy one get one free .   Oh well eat up dog .

[Nick]

Surprising that DS hasn't volunteered an opinion yet.

[Darwins Selection]

Surprising that DS hasn't volunteered an opinion yet.

Why would I want to discourage him from feeding it to the dog when Mrs ST will just go out and buy another lot. 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.

[Darwins Selection]

I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.

I shall consult the "Ian Paisley book of ldolatry and Wafers" to see if the dimensions are given.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

You are far too good to me you know

[Barman]

I tend to worry about the wafer thin statement, I mean how thin is a wafer? Surely it should be called thinly sliced or even sliced thinly? Civilisations have tumbled and crumbled because questions like this have not been addressed.

More to the point – what’s the point of wafer thin? 

If you can read a newspaper though it, it is too thin to provide a tasty sandwich filling so you have to double/triple the thing… why not just make it thicker?