Last night I watched...

[TG]

...Spiderman 3. Lot's of brain dead fun with some stupendous special effects. And a film called 'The Reaping' which was a confused mish mash of a horror film, avoid.

I would like to give you a more in depth critique but they ain't worth it and I can't be bothered.

I shall post more pithy film reviews here in the future for your delectation.

[TG]

The Shooter. Lot's of gunfire, explosions etc. Lot's of fun.

The Holiday. A seriously girlie, fluffy bunny film this. Buy it for the missus so she thinks you have a tender side. Cast look great though.

I have to watch the 'The number 23' which I am dreading as that bastard Jim Carrey makes me want to kick the TV screen in.

[Barman]

The Shooter. Lot's of gunfire, explosions etc. Lot's of fun.

The Holiday. A seriously girlie, fluffy bunny film this. Buy it for the missus so she thinks you have a tender side. Cast look great though.

I have to watch the 'The number 23' which I am dreading as that bastard Jim Carrey makes me want to kick the TV screen in.

I used to hate him but Man on the Moon changed my mind... then that other one what I can't remeber... 

[Bar Wench]

Truman Show?

[Barman]

Truman Show?

Nope... 

[TG]

The Shooter. Lot's of gunfire, explosions etc. Lot's of fun.

The Holiday. A seriously girlie, fluffy bunny film this. Buy it for the missus so she thinks you have a tender side. Cast look great though.

I have to watch the 'The number 23' which I am dreading as that bastard Jim Carrey makes me want to kick the TV screen in.

I used to hate him but Man on the Moon changed my mind... then that other one what I can't remeber... 

Your film reviews are about as useful as mine. 

[Bar Wench]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

[Barman]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

Yes! 

[Bar Wench]

I like that one too. Even though I had to keep stopping it to explain what was going on to Mr Wench. 

[Barman]

I like that one too. Even though I had to keep stopping it to explain what was going on to Mr Wench. 

[Bar Wench]

He isn't good with films.

[TG]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

Yes! 

I would like to superglue his face to the side of a bus then drive off with him still attached.

[Barman]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

Yes! 

I would like to superglue his face to the side of a bus then drive off with him still attached.

he speaks very highly of you... 

[TG]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

Yes! 

I would like to superglue his face to the side of a bus then drive off with him still attached.

he speaks very highly of you... 

In that case, all is forgiven.