NO! NO! NO!

[MargaRita]

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

 

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? 

[Barman]

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

 

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? 

Thank goodness!

You don’t want to hear him sing! 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

 

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? 

It's the way I copy an paste 'em......

[Darwins Selection]

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

 

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? 

It's the way I copy an paste 'em......

Ever on the ceaseless quest for the Holy Grail of an original post though. 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

 

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? 

Thank goodness!

You don’t want to hear him sing! 

You do, I am reknowned for my Vera Lynne numbers whilst marching into Poland. Even the most hardened Tommy can be seen to have a little tear in his eye when bayonetting Johnny Foreigner whilst I  warble 'We'll meet again'.....

[Grumpmeister]

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

 

GOS really is an unsung hero, isn't he? 

Thank goodness!

You don’t want to hear him sing! 

You do, I am reknowned for my Vera Lynne numbers whilst marching into Poland. Even the most hardened Tommy can be seen to have a little tear in his eye when bayonetting Johnny Foreigner whilst I  warble 'We'll meet again'.....

Mercy killing is alway upsetting though GOS