Nick’s Gas Boiler

[Bar Wench]

You are only cross because you know I am right! 

[Barman]

Look piss-takers! 

This has nothing whatsoever to do with Operation Fireplace which is wonderful and has earned me loads of Brownie Points… 

We have a 50KW gas boiler for the central heating… smoke was coming out of the back and The Man pointed out that the chimney is all wrong – it just juts through the wall and should go through the wall at a 45º angle and then up the outside of the house. Basically, all the exhaust from the boiler was ending up in the boiler room instead of outside. 

We could have died. Then who would you have had to take the piss out of eh, eh? 

PS Wenchy, Mrs. Barman is very dissapointed in you for taking the piss! 

[Nick]

Greek builders. Tsk!

Oh, and you believed the Man! Phew, this will cost a lot to put right

etc.

[Barman]

Greek builders. Tsk!

Oh, and you believed the Man! Phew, this will cost a lot to put right

etc.

Think Xmas eve...

Temperature in the UK -10º...

Nick's boiler =  fucked 

[Bar Wench]

Look piss-takers! 

This has nothing whatsoever to do with Operation Fireplace which is wonderful and has earned me loads of Brownie Points… 

We have a 50KW gas boiler for the central heating… smoke was coming out of the back and The Man pointed out that the chimney is all wrong – it just juts through the wall and should go through the wall at a 45º angle and then up the outside of the house. Basically, all the exhaust from the boiler was ending up in the boiler room instead of outside. 

We could have died. Then who would you have had to take the piss out of eh, eh? 

PS Wenchy, Mrs. Barman is very dissapointed in you for taking the piss! 

 

I didn't know it was a different chimmney did I? 

Obviously if you'd met with an accident I'd be sad. 

And why am I the only one LL is disapointed in? 

[Barman]

Look piss-takers! 

This has nothing whatsoever to do with Operation Fireplace which is wonderful and has earned me loads of Brownie Points… 

We have a 50KW gas boiler for the central heating… smoke was coming out of the back and The Man pointed out that the chimney is all wrong – it just juts through the wall and should go through the wall at a 45º angle and then up the outside of the house. Basically, all the exhaust from the boiler was ending up in the boiler room instead of outside. 

We could have died. Then who would you have had to take the piss out of eh, eh? 

PS Wenchy, Mrs. Barman is very dissapointed in you for taking the piss! 

 

I didn't know it was a different chimmney did I? 

Obviously if you'd met with an accident I'd be sad. 

And why am I the only one LL is disapointed in? 

Your name sprang to mind... um first... 

[Darwins Selection]

Does the Building Insurance cover 'accidents' involving crates of homebrew in the boiler room? 

[Snoopy]

But But But ~ modern gas boilers come with a balanced flu which does not emit anything other than vapour on a cold day and is totally free of noxious substances. They go straight through the wall. I know 'cos I just had one fitted.
My old boiler had a 45degree angle and chimney etc which is all redundant with the new boiler. The man who installed mine told me that he was surprised that it still worked as the "new system" has been in use for at least five years.

[Barman]

Does the Building Insurance cover 'accidents' involving crates of homebrew in the boiler room? 

Accident eh... and chimney replacement... 

[Bar Wench]

Look piss-takers! 

This has nothing whatsoever to do with Operation Fireplace which is wonderful and has earned me loads of Brownie Points… 

We have a 50KW gas boiler for the central heating… smoke was coming out of the back and The Man pointed out that the chimney is all wrong – it just juts through the wall and should go through the wall at a 45º angle and then up the outside of the house. Basically, all the exhaust from the boiler was ending up in the boiler room instead of outside. 

We could have died. Then who would you have had to take the piss out of eh, eh? 

PS Wenchy, Mrs. Barman is very dissapointed in you for taking the piss! 

 

I didn't know it was a different chimmney did I? 

Obviously if you'd met with an accident I'd be sad. 

And why am I the only one LL is disapointed in? 

Your name sprang to mind... um first... 

You went and told LL it was just me didn't you!?!?


This is Greece we are talking about Snoops. They probably have boilers from the Ark.

[Barman]

But But But ~ modern gas boilers come with a balanced flu which does not emit anything other than vapour on a cold day and is totally free of noxious substances. They go straight through the wall. I know 'cos I just had one fitted.
My old boiler had a 45degree angle and chimney etc which is all redundant with the new boiler. The man who installed mine told me that he was surprised that it still worked as the "new system" has been in use for at least five years.

But, but, but... this is Cyprus. 

Its is a huge cast iron 50,000W monster... We dream of balanced flue condensing boilers here Snoops.. 

[Snoopy]

Ah well ~ what can I do other than repeat the words spoken to me recently when I was having a bitch about something I could get in London but in North Wales they think I am mad for asking ~ "Well, you made the lifestyle choice didn't you?"

[Barman]

Look piss-takers! 

This has nothing whatsoever to do with Operation Fireplace which is wonderful and has earned me loads of Brownie Points… 

We have a 50KW gas boiler for the central heating… smoke was coming out of the back and The Man pointed out that the chimney is all wrong – it just juts through the wall and should go through the wall at a 45º angle and then up the outside of the house. Basically, all the exhaust from the boiler was ending up in the boiler room instead of outside. 

We could have died. Then who would you have had to take the piss out of eh, eh? 

PS Wenchy, Mrs. Barman is very dissapointed in you for taking the piss! 

 

I didn't know it was a different chimmney did I? 

Obviously if you'd met with an accident I'd be sad. 

And why am I the only one LL is disapointed in? 

Your name sprang to mind... um first... 

You went and told LL it was just me didn't you!?!?


This is Greece we are talking about Snoops. They probably have boilers from the Ark.

I may have... 

[Nick]

I have seen Snoopy's boiler!

[Barman]

I have seen Snoopy's boiler!

That's no way to talk about her...