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Offline TG

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Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« on: November 12, 2007, 04:20:56 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7091284.stm

H5 type, we are all doomed.

In Turkey's as well. Buy Goose!
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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2007, 04:55:37 PM »
Given that Nick is supporting goose I'm half expecting to hear that an even more dangerous virus has decimated their population fairly soon.  noooo:
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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2007, 05:29:08 PM »
Go Goose!
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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2007, 08:26:31 PM »
Any truth in the rumour that goose quacks like duck quacks do not echo? I lie awake at night worrying about these things
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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2007, 08:52:48 PM »
That, I am assured, is a myth. ::)
Source: http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_info/duck/


Anyway geese "Honk" not "Quack".
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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2007, 09:00:16 PM »
PS ~ GOS If you read all that link I provided about Echoing Duck calls you'll soon be asleep. lol:
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2007, 11:21:05 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 12, 2007, 08:52:48 PM
That, I am assured, is a myth. ::)
Source: http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_info/duck/


Anyway geese "Honk" not "Quack".

Smell that bad do they ?? eyes:
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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2007, 05:07:52 AM »
Poor Darwin... thank goodness for turnips...  noooo:
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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2007, 09:53:26 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 13, 2007, 05:07:52 AM
Poor Darwin... thank goodness for turnips...  noooo:

As I have explained in an earlier post, we have elected not to involve ourselves with Meleagris gallopavo this year.

I accept that the short-term memory of many of the inmates regulars may have seen this information evaporate of course.

This latest scare merely confirms the choice was probably correct.
Long live Turnips (and Rape naturally). whistle:

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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2007, 10:36:00 AM »
We have been invited to a local Chinese family for Xmas lunch. Spring rolls with holly on prolly cry:
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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2007, 11:02:13 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2007, 09:53:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 13, 2007, 05:07:52 AM
Poor Darwin... thank goodness for turnips...  noooo:

As I have explained in an earlier post, we have elected not to involve ourselves with Meleagris gallopavo this year.

I accept that the short-term memory of many of the inmates regulars may have seen this information evaporate of course.

This latest scare merely confirms the choice was probably correct.
Long live Turnips (and Rape naturally). whistle:


Not even one left?
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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2007, 11:21:36 AM »
Most farmers of my acquaintance would rather sit down to a decent beef joint at Christmas anyway.
We are yet undecided at Snoopy Towers but Goose it is for New Year's Day and that bird is already in the freezer.
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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2007, 11:24:31 AM »
I usually stuff them with prunes. It's a foible!
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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2007, 11:25:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 13, 2007, 11:24:31 AM
I usually stuff them with prunes. It's a foible!

We tend toward apricots ~ it avoids the shits.
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Re: Yipee! Bird flu is back.
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2007, 11:28:28 AM »
You don't have to eat the prunes, you just stuff it with prunes. Oh, and an orange!

Goose fat = fab roasties

Not something you can say about turkeys, or even turnips.
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