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Offline Grumpmeister

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If Nick was American?
« on: November 13, 2007, 12:55:53 PM »
I did wonder what could happen if you combined Nick with firearms, looks like this dozy yank has answered the question for me.  point:

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A US man has injured himself in both legs after attempting to loosen a stiff wheel-nut by blasting it with his gun.
The 66-year-old man from Washington state was repairing his car outside his home when the accident took place.

Shooting at the wheel from arm's length with his 12-gauge shotgun, he was peppered with buckshot and debris.

The man - who police say was on his own and not intoxicated - was taken to hospital with severe, but not life-threatening, injuries.

The man, from South Kitsap, 10 miles (16km) southwest of Seattle, had been repairing his Lincoln Continental for two weeks, according to the police, and had removed all but one of the nuts on the right rear wheel.

Frustrated by the one remaining nut which refused to budge, he resorted to fire power in an effort to shift it.

"He's bound and determined to get that lug nut off," said Deputy Scott Wilson, a spokesman from the sheriff's office.

He sustained injuries from his feet to the middle of his abdomen, with some pellets reaching as high as his chin, police said.
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Re: If Nick was American?
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2007, 12:59:09 PM »
Done already!

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2109.0

ANd I have had some vaguely similar DIY accidents, though they involve hammers in general.

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Re: If Nick was American?
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2007, 10:29:39 PM »
Done already!

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=2109.0

ANd I have had some vaguely similar DIY accidents, though they involve hammers in general.

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I suspect the gun ban may well have something to do with you.  evil:

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Re: If Nick was American?
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 12:02:06 PM »
I'm not so sure Bouncer, if you follow that logic then there would also be bans on canoes, microwaves and a whole host of household implements...  rubschin:
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Re: If Nick was American?
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 12:09:13 PM »
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Re: If Nick was American?
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 01:33:01 PM »
Besides, the idea of Nick wih a shotgun is the kind of thing that nightmares are made of  scared2:
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