All that money spent on having a conservatory built onto the side of the premises, with subsequent loss of garden facilities, just to go "up market" and become a gastro pub and look at it. Within a hour of opening ~ chaos!
Gastro pub? Gastro pub? I thought the new structure was for the benefit of the NHS supporters club, aka smokers. Somewhere they could go for a crafty drag now and then, and you're telling me it's for eating in?
Bloody hell, what's the world coming too? They'll be trying to stop us drinking next! Then, they'll have a go at what we eat . . . .
What do you mean, 'they've already started'?
Oh.