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Landlady
« on: November 14, 2007, 11:23:30 AM »
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 11:39:11 AM »
Wenchy voted white stick! point:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 11:40:11 AM »
Wenchy voted white stick! point:

I expect she just has a soft spot for labradors.
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 11:40:49 AM »
Wash your mouth out!
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 12:21:52 PM »
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2007, 12:26:55 PM »
I could make a nice pie out of that (and some gloves or a hat too)
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2007, 12:28:35 PM »
I could make a nice pie out of that (and some gloves or a hat too)

In place of the traditional goose for Christmas is that?

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Re: Landlady
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2007, 12:36:59 PM »
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 12:41:09 PM »
Werking at................?
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 12:41:56 PM »
Werking at................?

Lying very still in the cellar.
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2007, 01:29:11 PM »
Werking at................?

Lying very still in the cellar.
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 02:08:55 PM »
Werking at................?

Well someone has to bring the money in. And it's quite clear that BM doesn't do any!

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Re: Landlady
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2007, 02:11:53 PM »
Nor me.

Nice new contract from January though. I shall have to be in Sarf London a lot!
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2007, 02:13:20 PM »
Werking at................?

Well someone has to bring the money in. And it's quite clear that BM doesn't do any!
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 02:18:27 PM »
Nor me.

Nice new contract from January though. I shall have to be in Sarf London a lot!

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