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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Landlady
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2007, 04:38:47 PM »
North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.

Umm aren't I South of the river?


Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need.  eyes:

You have hair?  eeek:

Strangely enough ~ Yes!

Grey ~ almost white but still plenty of it

Interesting in my head you were bald.  rubschin:
BM is balding in my head too.  rubschin:

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Re: Landlady
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2007, 04:40:02 PM »
In my head you are size ten, pert, flawless and very sexy.

I guess one of us had to be right! point:



Or should that be wrong?
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2007, 04:40:32 PM »
In my head you are size ten, pert, flawless and very sexy.

I guess one of us had to be right! point:

errr yes, or course.  eeek:

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Re: Landlady
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2007, 04:46:35 PM »
You have hair?  eeek:

Strangely enough ~ Yes!

Grey ~ almost white but still plenty of it

I think she meant your head, not your palms.  whistle:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2007, 04:48:09 PM »
There too  eveilgrin:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2007, 04:50:59 PM »
North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.

Umm aren't I South of the river?


Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need.  eyes:

You have hair?  eeek:
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Wenchy made a joke... again!  eeek:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2007, 04:55:39 PM »
North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.

Umm aren't I South of the river?


Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need.  eyes:

You have hair?  eeek:
drumroll:
Wenchy made a joke... again!  eeek:

That's the third this year ............... and it's only November
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2007, 04:57:26 PM »
North of River = Good
Sarf of River = Things in your hair.

Umm aren't I South of the river?


Oh you can get in my hair anytime you feel the need.  eyes:

You have hair?  eeek:

Strangely enough ~ Yes!

Grey ~ almost white but still plenty of it

Interesting in my head you were bald.  rubschin:
BM is balding in my head too.  rubschin:
Eh?  eeek:

I AM NOT BALD!
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2007, 04:58:41 PM »
Ooooooooohhhh! Touchy!








Must have hit a (bald) spot there Wenchy  lol:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2007, 05:00:43 PM »
Ooooooooohhhh! Touchy!








Must have hit a (bald) spot there Wenchy  lol:
eeek:
I am not bald, I am not bald, I am NOT bald!

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Not even thinning actually, a full head of lovely blonde locks...  whistle:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2007, 05:02:26 PM »
Pull hard enough and the other leg plays The Bells of St Mary's
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2007, 05:17:03 PM »
Pull hard enough and the other leg plays The Bells of St Mary's
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2007, 05:31:35 PM »
BM is balding in my head too.  rubschin:

Must be the stress caused by his staff  whistle:

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Re: Landlady
« Reply #43 on: November 14, 2007, 05:40:31 PM »
Pull hard enough and the other leg plays The Bells of St Mary's
Mrs. Barman will hear of this!  cussing:


Now Now ~ Keep yer 'air on ~ Oh ............ sorry wrong choice of werds there  redface:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #44 on: November 14, 2007, 05:46:37 PM »
Not even thinning actually, a full head of lovely blonde locks...  whistle:

As long as the double sided tape holds true..  whistle:
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