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Re: Landlady
« Reply #60 on: November 15, 2007, 09:28:44 AM »
Not since the boiler blew up. point:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #61 on: November 15, 2007, 09:34:30 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 09:27:23 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2007, 09:25:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 06:15:13 AM
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Look I am no.... okay, I am bald... as a coot, total slap head - more like a billiard ball actually... I am Duncan Goodhew…  ::)

There now, don't you feel better having got it off your chest?

 rubschin: Do you have any hair at all?
noooo:

Don't you feel better now that you've owned up?

Could be worse you know. You could be attempting a comb over!  eeek:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #62 on: November 15, 2007, 09:36:37 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 09:34:30 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 09:27:23 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2007, 09:25:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 06:15:13 AM
doh:

Look I am no.... okay, I am bald... as a coot, total slap head - more like a billiard ball actually... I am Duncan Goodhew…  ::)

There now, don't you feel better having got it off your chest?

 rubschin: Do you have any hair at all?
noooo:

Don't you feel better now that you've owned up?

Could be worse you know. You could be attempting a comb over!  eeek:
Oh yes... you've all made me feel much better...  sad24:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #63 on: November 15, 2007, 02:35:43 PM »
Landlady is here!  whistle:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #64 on: November 15, 2007, 02:37:50 PM »
What have you promised her to drag her in here?
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #65 on: November 15, 2007, 02:40:11 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 02:37:50 PM
What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back...  redface:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #66 on: November 15, 2007, 02:41:14 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 02:40:11 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 02:37:50 PM
What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back...  redface:

You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL!  noooo:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #67 on: November 15, 2007, 02:42:26 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 02:41:14 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 02:40:11 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 02:37:50 PM
What have you promised her to drag her in here?
I'd give her glasses back...  redface:

You are on my shit list today on behalf of LL!  noooo:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #68 on: November 15, 2007, 02:42:47 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 02:37:50 PM
What have you promised her to drag her in here?

Sadly nuffink  sad24:

Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)

Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE  eeek:

Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????

Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........

 
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #69 on: November 15, 2007, 02:43:37 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on November 15, 2007, 02:42:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 02:37:50 PM
What have you promised her to drag her in here?

Sadly nuffink  sad24:

Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)

Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE  eeek:

Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????

Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........

 
Ahem... and my hair?  whistle:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #70 on: November 15, 2007, 02:44:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 02:43:37 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 15, 2007, 02:42:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 02:37:50 PM
What have you promised her to drag her in here?

Sadly nuffink  sad24:

Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)

Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE  eeek:

Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????

Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........

 
Ahem... and my hair?  whistle:

It all got rub off under your helmet I think  eyes:
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #71 on: November 15, 2007, 02:45:12 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on November 15, 2007, 02:44:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 02:43:37 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 15, 2007, 02:42:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 02:37:50 PM
What have you promised her to drag her in here?

Sadly nuffink  sad24:

Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)

Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE  eeek:

Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????

Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........

 
Ahem... and my hair?  whistle:

It all got rub off under your helmet I think  eyes:
Bugger!  Banghead
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #72 on: November 15, 2007, 02:48:12 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on November 15, 2007, 02:44:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 02:43:37 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 15, 2007, 02:42:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 02:37:50 PM
What have you promised her to drag her in here?

Sadly nuffink  sad24:

Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)

Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE  eeek:

Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????

Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........

 
Ahem... and my hair?  whistle:

It all got rub off under your helmet I think  eyes:

She lives,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,















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Re: Landlady
« Reply #73 on: November 15, 2007, 02:48:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 02:45:12 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 15, 2007, 02:44:45 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 02:43:37 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 15, 2007, 02:42:47 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 02:37:50 PM
What have you promised her to drag her in here?

Sadly nuffink  sad24:

Shopping expedition today netted for me one new yard broom (wore my first one out sweeping out his garage the other day) and one new shiny chrome kitchen bin (pushed on the previous one a bit too hard last night and it fell off the inside of the cupboard)

Shopping expedition today netted for BM one shiny new MOTORBIKE  eeek:

Which one of us is more spoiled do you think????

Won't stay long because eyes are a bit foggy today and don't want to strain them further BUT will be back later in the week..........

 
Ahem... and my hair?  whistle:

It all got rubbed off under your helmet I think  eyes:
Bugger!  Banghead

No he's not bald HONESTLY there is still a light dusting of shiny, he saysblond. but I say grey growth all over his napper - I know because I have to cut it for him every four/five weeks but currently (which is probably very wise) he doesn't want me to give him a trim  ::)
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Re: Landlady
« Reply #74 on: November 15, 2007, 02:49:13 PM »
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