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Offline TG

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Cat flap, instrument of death.
« on: November 14, 2007, 12:25:01 PM »
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 12:38:10 PM »
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 12:40:44 PM »
Happens all the time!
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 12:44:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 14, 2007, 12:40:44 PM
Happens all the time!

What, getting your head stuck in a place designed only for pussies?
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 12:46:57 PM »
Speak for yerself!
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2007, 12:48:13 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2007, 12:44:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 14, 2007, 12:40:44 PM
Happens all the time!

What, getting your head stuck in a place designed only for pussies?

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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2007, 01:53:37 PM »
I wouldn't have considered a cat flap as dangerous. I reckon the GF did him in.
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2007, 01:55:26 PM »
No, they are tricky.
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 02:01:05 PM »
I really don't see how you can possibly use a flat cap as an instrument of death. Not even if you threw it like a frisbee - unless of course, you had hidden something very solid inside it.  rubschin:
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 02:06:38 PM »
Very droll
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2007, 03:01:23 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on November 14, 2007, 02:01:05 PM
I really don't see how you can possibly use a flat cap as an instrument of death. Not even if you threw it like a frisbee - unless of course, you had hidden something very solid inside it.  rubschin:

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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 03:12:14 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on November 14, 2007, 02:01:05 PM
I really don't see how you can possibly use a flat cap as an instrument of death. Not even if you threw it like a frisbee - unless of course, you had hidden something very solid inside it.  rubschin:

You could trap someone in it and starve him/her/it to death.
You could batter them to death with it.
You could install razor blades around the edge and slice their apendages off with it.

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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2007, 03:13:33 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 14, 2007, 03:12:14 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on November 14, 2007, 02:01:05 PM
I really don't see how you can possibly use a flat cap as an instrument of death. Not even if you threw it like a frisbee - unless of course, you had hidden something very solid inside it.  rubschin:

You could trap someone in it and starve him/her/it to death.
You could batter them to death with it.
You could install razor blades around the edge and slice their apendages off with it.


Or connect it to the 'lectric...  whistle:
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2007, 03:17:46 PM »
Or being an overweight American idiot you could get stuck, have a heart attack and die!  evil:
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Re: Cat flap, instrument of death.
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 03:21:22 PM »
See loads of ways!
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