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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2007, 11:00:02 AM »
Viagra?

I have loads of e mails I can forward to you if you wish! eyes:
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #46 on: November 15, 2007, 11:00:12 AM »
Do you care?

I take it that is a response to Nick's question regarding what the thread is about?

Korrect.

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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2007, 11:02:01 AM »
Viagra?

I have loads of e mails I can forward to you if you wish! eyes:

I had 54 such emails overnight thanks ~ didn't do anything for me  lol:
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2007, 11:06:29 AM »
Question for Wenchy (and anyone else for that matter) - have you ever been approached by someone gay, maybe given off the wrong signals.

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« Reply #49 on: November 15, 2007, 11:09:05 AM »
Yes. May have been slightly my own fault though.  whistle:

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« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2007, 11:10:11 AM »
Yes. May have been slightly my own fault though.  whistle:

As usual  ;D

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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2007, 11:13:12 AM »
Since you ask.

When much younger i was lithe, tall (still am) blonde (less so now) with very curly hair. Ringlets in fact redface:

I was picked up by some perv in Brussels once and had to run for it. Much later I was approached by an Oxford academic who siad he had missed his last train and needed a bed for the night. eeek:

Naively I said I had a spare room. It became clear that his intentions were dishonourable and he seemed astonished when I revealed that my girlfriend was asleep upstairs. He seemed disappointed. evil:

At my last proper job it was rumoured that I was gay (my interests include music, ballet and literature but not sport). A female colleague corrected this impression by saying, "GAY? Ha, aggressively heterosexual!"

Since I was um, serving, 4 women at the time she wasn't far wrong. Tough day when one wasin bed, one was in the lounge (both unaware of the other) one on the phone and then posty arrived with a suggestive postcard from #4. scared2:

Christ! I just googled his name and found this

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_19981202/ai_n14202754

AIDS?
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2007, 11:23:19 AM »
Got cornered by a drunken american in the loo at the Chelsea Drugstore many moons ago. He wouldn't take no for an answer so a quick twist of his ear to guide his head into the wall, settled things.

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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2007, 11:25:23 AM »
Excellent!!























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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #54 on: November 15, 2007, 11:33:03 AM »
Not really, but the typical american tourist, loud and drunk with it.

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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2007, 11:58:04 AM »
Snoopy once sent me a bunch of flowers.. eeek:

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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2007, 11:58:31 AM »
A wreath?
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2007, 12:01:27 PM »
 rubschin:

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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #58 on: November 15, 2007, 12:14:55 PM »
Think it was roses wasn't it?  rubschin:

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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #59 on: November 15, 2007, 12:17:30 PM »
How do you know?
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