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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2007, 10:03:53 AM »
Does she drink from the furry cup?  rubschin:
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2007, 10:04:54 AM »
She claimed that "The Kiss" came as a complete surprise and that she didn't like it ~ but then she would, wouldn't she  ::)
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2007, 10:05:17 AM »
Lesbo Cam? eeek:

You are Berek and I claim my £5!
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2007, 10:05:37 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 15, 2007, 10:04:54 AM
She claimed that "The Kiss" came as a complete surprise and that she didn't like it ~ but then she would, wouldn't she  ::)
Indeed...  eyes:
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2007, 10:21:14 AM »
What on earth is it about "lesbians" that boys find so interesting? No one has ever been able to give me a straight answer to that one.  noooo:
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2007, 10:22:54 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 10:21:14 AM
What on earth is it about "lesbians" that boys find so interesting? No one has ever been able to give me a straight answer to that one.  noooo:
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2007, 10:32:21 AM »
 eyes:

But really, why?
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2007, 10:34:30 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 10:32:21 AM
eyes:

But really, why?

Think you should start another thread or maybe another bar.
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2007, 10:40:12 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2007, 10:22:54 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 10:21:14 AM
What on earth is it about "lesbians" that boys find so interesting? No one has ever been able to give me a straight answer to that one.  noooo:
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Very good Wenchy!

She never lets us down.

And I am not interested in lesbians (nor they me)

Come to think of it, most women aren't interested in me. sad24:
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2007, 10:44:17 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 10:32:21 AM
eyes:

But really, why?

I suspect it is the same gene that makes blokes want to tinker with a broken lawnmower in the belief they can make it 'work properly'.

In the case of Dykes, they have also got an indication that the subject wants to 'go', unlike the lawnmower.

In conclusion, if you want to pull a bloke, get a girlfriend or a broken Flymo, simple.  ;D
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2007, 10:46:07 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 10:32:21 AM
eyes:

But really, why?


Because all men are (i) Fascinated by the idea of watching two (or more) lesbians making lurve (having sex)
AND (ii) We all fantasise about being asked to join in with the writhing couple who will be so taken by our sexual prowess that they will instantly eschew their lesbian ways and convert to sex crazed hetros ~ all thanks to us.

What most men fail to recognise is that most lesbians are (a) Ugly as sin and (b) Are not "at it" all the time because they are really wimmin and sex is not as important an issue to them as it is to the average male ~ who thinks of little else (See BM for example of the latter)
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2007, 10:46:11 AM »
One of my neighbours has successfully converted a lesbian

"SO S, what first attracted you to fat, ugly, loudmouthed millionaire Mr W?"
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2007, 10:47:00 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 15, 2007, 10:46:07 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 15, 2007, 10:32:21 AM
eyes:

But really, why?


Because all men are (i) Fascinated by the idea of watching two (or more) lesbians making lurve (having sex)
AND (ii0 We all fantasise about being asked to join in with the writhing couple who will be so taken by our sexual prowess that they will instantly eschew their lesbian ways and convert to sex crazed hetros ~ all thanks to us.

What most men fail to recognise is that most lesbians are (a) Ugly as sin and (b) Are not "at it" all the time because they are really wimmin and sex is not as important an issue to them as it is to the average male ~ who thinks of little else (See BM for example of the latter)

I take issue with your use of the word "all" there.

Speak for yerself, like!
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2007, 10:47:41 AM »
I understand the being asked to join in bit  ::) but why the watching thing?
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Re: Imran Khan
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2007, 10:47:54 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 15, 2007, 10:46:11 AM
One of my neighbours has successfully converted a lesbian

"SO S, what first attracted you to fat, ugly, loudmouthed millionaire Mr W?"

SOS?
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