This is embarrassing

[tel]

What's wrong with porn?

It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.

You mean they can't all do that thing with ping-pong balls?

Most can't no!

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - most educational for those who can't.

[Bar Wench]

Great film!

[tel]

Oh yes, but can never really decide who my favourite character is.

[Bar Wench]

The old bloke. Excellent.

[tel]

Do you mean Bob, the mechanic?

[Bar Wench]

Do you mean Bob, the mechanic?

No the older guy that is along on the road trip. It's been years since I've seen it.

Ralph the Terence Stamp character.

[tel]

Briiliant, although Guy Pearce was a bit of a revelation, didn't think much of him before that.

[Snoopy]

What's wrong with porn?

It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.

You mean they can't all do that thing with ping-pong balls?

Most can't no!

Implication of your reply is that some can ~ and that you may know who 


(Seen it done with grapes)

[Bar Wench]

Completely. I don't think anyone really rated him before that film. He was very much stuck in his Neighbours role. I don't think he would ever have got out of it either without Priscilla.

[tel]

What's wrong with porn?

It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.

You mean they can't all do that thing with ping-pong balls?

Most can't no!

Implication of your reply is that some can ~ and that you may know who 


(Seen it done with grapes)

Notice that Wenchy has not denied it!
And with her track record

[Bar Wench]

I am now OFFICIALLY denying it!

[Snoopy]

What's wrong with porn?

It gives blokes unrealistic expectations.

You mean they can't all do that thing with ping-pong balls?

Most can't no!

Implication of your reply is that some can ~ and that you may know who 


(Seen it done with grapes)

Notice that Wenchy has not denied it!
And with her track record

I notice that she ignored it with what can only be described as lofty disdain.
This means one of two things: Either she feels it beneath her to dignify such a remark with an answer or that she is sitting there 
Either way we should not chase the lady on the subject.

[tel]

I am now OFFICIALLY denying it!

So it's not you on the pool table of a Sunday afternoon in the Railway?

Disappointed now, was going to pop over and get a video for Berek.

[Bar Wench]

I am now OFFICIALLY denying it!

So it's not you on the pool table of a Sunday afternoon in the Railway?

Disappointed now, was going to pop over and get a video for Berek.

I may be on the pool table but I'm not "doing things" with balls of any description.

[tel]

I am now OFFICIALLY denying it!

So it's not you on the pool table of a Sunday afternoon in the Railway?

Disappointed now, was going to pop over and get a video for Berek.

I may be on the pool table but I'm not "doing things" with balls of any description.

Begs the question