This is embarrassing

[Darwins Selection]

I notice that she ignored it with what can only be described as lofty disdain.
This means one of two things: Either she feels it beneath her to dignify such a remark with an answer or that she is sitting there 
Either way we should not chase the lady on the subject.

Where is the "tried but couldn't" option?

[Misunderstood]

I mistakenly clicked one on of my spam  emails this morning - it looked genuine and tehre was no unlikely name attached.

It promptly opened up a porn site and now every time I open Explorer the porn site is my homepage!

I have tried changing the settings in the Internet Options dialogue, but I can't get rid of it. Any suggestions?

Ho Hum!  Open Explorer, select >Tools< and then >Internet Options< from the dropdown menu.

Change the 'Homepage' to something you would rather have as your opening page.

Tip:  select the page you want first and just click on 'Current'.

[tel]

I mistakenly clicked one on of my spam  emails this morning - it looked genuine and tehre was no unlikely name attached.

It promptly opened up a porn site and now every time I open Explorer the porn site is my homepage!

I have tried changing the settings in the Internet Options dialogue, but I can't get rid of it. Any suggestions?

Ho Hum!  Open Explorer, select >Tools< and then >Internet Options< from the dropdown menu.

Change the 'Homepage' to something you would rather have as your opening page.

Tip:  select the page you want first and just click on 'Current'.

If it's infrected, malware etc, it won't make any difference, registry is screwed and will always reload back to its sorry state.

[Snoopy]

I mistakenly clicked one on of my spam  emails this morning - it looked genuine and tehre was no unlikely name attached.

It promptly opened up a porn site and now every time I open Explorer the porn site is my homepage!

I have tried changing the settings in the Internet Options dialogue, but I can't get rid of it. Any suggestions?

Ho Hum!  Open Explorer, select >Tools< and then >Internet Options< from the dropdown menu.

Change the 'Homepage' to something you would rather have as your opening page.

Tip:  select the page you want first and just click on 'Current'.

If it's infrected, malware etc, it won't make any difference, registry is screwed and will always reload back to its sorry state.

Indeed. I recognise that and I know f*ck all about computers.

[tel]

Twas just a quicky. Had to pop into office and re-boot some of the servers. Off for breakfast now.

[Snoopy]

Breakfast in pint glass ~ how refreshing! 

[Berek]

Back on topic

have a look in add/remove programmes the spam could be in there, then try resetting the homepage in internet properties

[Barman]

Back on topic

have a look in add/remove programmes the spam could be in there, then try resetting the homepage in internet properties

[Berek]

Back on topic

have a look in add/remove programmes the spam could be in there, then try resetting the homepage in internet properties

 

[Berek]

regarding porn ont'net , Meg isnt bothered if I look at it, I may now and again eye some Japanese beauties up , oh and drool over Alison Angel, but as long as it doesnt involve goats, children and shemales she's ok.

I think

hang on, i'll ask her..

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[Snoopy]

   So like the home life of our own dear Queen.

[Barman]

regarding porn ont'net , Meg isnt bothered if I look at it, I may now and again eye some Japanese beauties up , oh and drool over Alison Angel, but as long as it doesnt involve goats, children and shemales she's ok.

I think

hang on, i'll ask her..

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[Darwins Selection]

regarding porn ont'net , Meg isnt bothered if I look at it, I may now and again eye some Japanese beauties up , oh and drool over Alison Angel, but as long as it doesnt involve goats, children and shemales she's ok.

I think

hang on, i'll ask her..

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What has she got against goats?

Very prudish. 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

regarding porn ont'net , Meg isnt bothered if I look at it, I may now and again eye some Japanese beauties up , oh and drool over Alison Angel, but as long as it doesnt involve goats, children and shemales she's ok.

I think

hang on, i'll ask her..

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. yeah, she's not bothered as long as it leaves her in peace to watch Heroes

What has she got against goats?

Very prudish. 

No, DS, you've missed a bit. It's not just the goats, it's the others as well! That's an inclusive list, that is. So, to sum up, Berek can watch goats, he can watch children and he can watch shemales, but not all at the same time.

Obvious really, who'd want to? Oh, it's Berek isn't it? Silly question.

[Darwins Selection]

regarding porn ont'net , Meg isnt bothered if I look at it, I may now and again eye some Japanese beauties up , oh and drool over Alison Angel, but as long as it doesnt involve goats, children and shemales she's ok.

I think

hang on, i'll ask her..

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. yeah, she's not bothered as long as it leaves her in peace to watch Heroes

What has she got against goats?

Very prudish. 

No, DS, you've missed a bit. It's not just the goats, it's the others as well! That's an inclusive list, that is. So, to sum up, Berek can watch goats, he can watch children and he can watch shemales, but not all at the same time.

Obvious really, who'd want to? Oh, it's Berek isn't it? Silly question.

I stand corrected, you are not wrong.

To find something with all three would not be easy.

The only candidate which springs to mind is the timeless "Our Kid takes our kid to give Aunty Roger a rogering".

Very moving theme music as well.