When we were choosing bathroom fittings for TLHOTP a few years ago BM fell in love with a tardis looking all singing/dancing shower thingy (radio within/foot scrubber thingy/steam option/flashing lights/jets for all angles) the only thing is didn't appear to have was a 'beam me up scotty/ option.
Anyway after putting on his little puppy dog face I agreed after getting the salesman to agree some hefty discount obviously....
The foot scrubber thingy fell off within a few weeks - the steam option and lights stopped working after about a year - and the jets from all angles options is just too painful to use, it has one NASTY little jet that rushes up from under the fitted holey seat and is definitely NOT a painless way to ensure regular bowel activity
However now he has his shiny early Crimble pressie in his mitts and has to polish up his now very rusty biking skills I think the new MB will be providing a similar colon cleaning experience - I AM NOT WAASAHING THE LEATHERS
