This years must have Christmas present.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

[Nick]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

[Snoopy]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   

[Nick]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   

Que?

[Barman]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   

Que?

Which is well greased... 

[Bar Wench]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   

Que?

Which is well greased... 

I really don't understand what any of you are on about. 

[Darwins Selection]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   

Que?

Which is well greased... 

I really don't understand what any of you are on about. 

Ever?

[tel]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   

Que?

Which is well greased... 

I really don't understand what any of you are on about. 

No change there then.

[Bar Wench]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   

Que?

Which is well greased... 

I really don't understand what any of you are on about. 

No change there then.

I do most of the time. 

[Barman]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   

Que?

Which is well greased... 

I really don't understand what any of you are on about. 

No change there then.

I do most of the time. 

Of course, of course... 

[Bar Wench]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   

Que?

Which is well greased... 

I really don't understand what any of you are on about. 

No change there then.

I do most of the time. 

Of course, of course... 

I'm not speaking to you! You broke the pub!

[Barman]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   

Que?

Which is well greased... 

I really don't understand what any of you are on about. 

No change there then.

I do most of the time. 

Of course, of course... 

I'm not speaking to you! You broke the pub!

No doubt the last hair from my head fell in the works? 

[Bar Wench]

I'm not all that keen on    s

I thought Wenchy would like it tho... 

I'm not keen on them ~ she is frit of 'em

Frit? Are you from Leicester? I thought people only said that here.

Leicester? That's in the Midlands ~How very dare you! 

I be from Hampshire! The Deeeeeeeeeeeeep South.

And they says it down there an'all.

Blimey. Its an educashun on ere innit?

I have always found the learning curve on here to be quite steep at time, thank god for google

Que?

Somebody has yet to find the bottom rung   

Que?

Which is well greased... 

I really don't understand what any of you are on about. 

No change there then.

I do most of the time. 

Of course, of course... 

I'm not speaking to you! You broke the pub!

No doubt the last hair from my head fell in the works? 

Nope, that one went long ago. I assumed you'd spilt the homebrew.

[Sour Puss]

And for me....? 

I thought you may like one of these?

   

[Barman]

And for me....? 

I thought you may like one of these?

   

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