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Offline Nick

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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2007, 04:22:59 PM »
Can she play the violin?
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2007, 04:23:25 PM »
It's still too early.
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2007, 04:24:03 PM »
Que?
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2007, 04:24:44 PM »
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2007, 04:25:00 PM »
 doh:
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2007, 04:50:37 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 16, 2007, 04:11:02 PM
Something in the Davinci Code area.

How about this?

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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2007, 04:56:25 PM »
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2007, 05:08:34 PM »
Adopt some kids wenchy, then your adult friends will understand when you give them Bank of England vouchers and some token excuse.
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2007, 08:53:25 PM »
Everyone I know will be getting the same present this Christmas. Our local wildlife trust is trying to raise funds to purchase a few hundred acre farm next to our existing farm, and turn the whole thing into huge wildflower meadow, as part of the fund raising they will soon be selling "plots" of the farm, so guess what my family will getting this year.  whistle:  For details see. www.gwentwildlife.org and look for Wyeswood Common  "Back to the Future" .We only need to raise £550,000.00 by Christmas, so please if you have anyone you cannot think of a gift for get a Plot in Wales.  Especially useful if they live close enough to visit their plot...  ;)
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2007, 11:00:43 PM »
Quote from: Pussy Galore on November 16, 2007, 08:53:25 PM
Everyone I know will be getting the same present this Christmas. Our local wildlife trust is trying to raise funds to purchase a few hundred acre farm next to our existing farm, and turn the whole thing into huge wildflower meadow, as part of the fund raising they will soon be selling "plots" of the farm, so guess what my family will getting this year.  whistle:  For details see. www.gwentwildlife.org and look for Wyeswood Common  "Back to the Future" .We only need to raise £550,000.00 by Christmas, so please if you have anyone you cannot think of a gift for get a Plot in Wales.  Especially useful if they live close enough to visit there plot...  ;)

Presumably you also benefit as the chance of building a 1000 house sink estate next door is reduced to zero.  whistle:
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2007, 05:52:21 AM »
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2007, 09:54:56 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2007, 11:00:43 PM
Quote from: Pussy Galore on November 16, 2007, 08:53:25 PM
Everyone I know will be getting the same present this Christmas. Our local wildlife trust is trying to raise funds to purchase a few hundred acre farm next to our existing farm, and turn the whole thing into huge wildflower meadow, as part of the fund raising they will soon be selling "plots" of the farm, so guess what my family will getting this year.  whistle:  For details see. www.gwentwildlife.org and look for Wyeswood Common  "Back to the Future" .We only need to raise £550,000.00 by Christmas, so please if you have anyone you cannot think of a gift for get a Plot in Wales.  Especially useful if they live close enough to visit there plot...  ;)

Presumably you also benefit as the chance of building a 1000 house sink estate next door is reduced to zero.  whistle:


What a suggestion to make ~ I am appalled that you should suspect such a thing  <Snigger>
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2007, 03:24:27 PM »
Meg is treating me to all six seasons of the Sopranos on dvd  whistle:



so far I have bought her a Terrys Chocolate Orange ( half price in WH Smiths ) £1.50
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2007, 04:34:29 PM »
Mrs. Barmand has bought me a new motorbike and polished my helmet...  whistle:

So far I have bought her... um...

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Nothing.
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Re: Christmas Presents
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2007, 04:42:43 PM »
Wenchy - any suggestions for Mrs TMR? She's perfect in every way and says she has all she has ever wanted. I'm thinking of buying her a Lllama, as that might just throw her a tad!
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