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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #45 on: November 20, 2007, 11:58:48 AM »
That's cos she boiled them!
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #46 on: November 20, 2007, 12:01:17 PM »
'We' are on a diet...  ::)
noooo: noooo:
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What item of clothing can't she get into?
I couldn't get into my leathers...  redface:
They shrink if you leave them hanging for too long. whistle:

Presumably your helmet still fits.  eyes:
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #47 on: November 20, 2007, 12:03:13 PM »
'We' are on a diet...  ::)
noooo: noooo:
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What item of clothing can't she get into?
I couldn't get into my leathers...  redface:
They shrink if you leave them hanging for too long. whistle:

Presumably your helmet still fits.  eyes:
My helmet is fine...  whistle:
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #48 on: November 20, 2007, 01:10:39 PM »
There is the leather issue and then Madamoiselle BM is getting married. Can't look porky in the pictures!!!  point:

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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #49 on: November 20, 2007, 01:11:51 PM »
There is the leather issue and then Madamoiselle BM is getting married. Can't look porky in the pictures!!!  point:
Thats all very well, but what about poor Barman?
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #50 on: November 20, 2007, 01:12:28 PM »
He will still look bald though noooo:

I imagine LL as a stick insect type.

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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #51 on: November 20, 2007, 01:13:10 PM »
Baldy baldy fat bastard?

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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #52 on: November 20, 2007, 01:16:54 PM »
Baldy baldy fat bastard?
Aren't stick insects . . .  well. . . stick-shaped?
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #53 on: November 20, 2007, 01:20:06 PM »
Baldy baldy fat bastard?
Aren't stick insects . . .  well. . . stick-shaped?

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Is LL bald? No.
Is BM bald? Yes.

Who do you think the baldy baldy fat bastard comment is directed at then?

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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #54 on: November 20, 2007, 01:21:13 PM »
I imagine she shaves a lot












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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #55 on: November 20, 2007, 01:22:47 PM »
 ::)
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #56 on: November 20, 2007, 01:24:19 PM »
All women are hairy. I was in Boots this morning, there are whole rows devoted to shavers, creams, waxy  things.

Let us celebrate their hairiness!




























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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #57 on: November 20, 2007, 01:24:59 PM »
::)

Is that to LL shaving a lot?
You being a baldy baldy fat bastard?
LL as stick insect?

Which? You can't just   ::) without telling us who you are   ::) at!

Honestly!  ::)

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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #58 on: November 20, 2007, 01:25:42 PM »
All women are hairy. I was in Boots this morning, there are whole rows devoted to shavers, creams, waxy  things.

Let us celebrate their hairiness!




























Or praps not rubschin:

I don't like to think about how much time, money, effort, pain I have gone through over the years in an attempt to dehair myself.  sad24:

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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #59 on: November 20, 2007, 01:26:03 PM »
What do you shave then?
















Eh?


Everything bar your head I guess! evil:
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