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Offline Nick

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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #60 on: November 20, 2007, 01:26:56 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:25:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 20, 2007, 01:24:19 PM
All women are hairy. I was in Boots this morning, there are whole rows devoted to shavers, creams, waxy  things.

Let us celebrate their hairiness!






























Or praps not rubschin:

I don't like to think about how much time, money, effort, pain I have gone through over the years in an attempt to dehair myself.  sad24:

Buy a blowlamp
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #61 on: November 20, 2007, 01:27:24 PM »
Pretty much.  sad24: Although it isn't all shaved. Some is waxed, some creamed, some plucked .....
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #62 on: November 20, 2007, 01:28:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 20, 2007, 01:21:13 PM
I imagine she shaves a lot

= default hairy

Precisely, a Gentleman would not discuss as to the amount of hair a lady did or did not sport.

As LL has lived in the Mediterranean for some years, she may have developed some characteristics of the local ladies.

For example a posterior like two goats in a bin liner, and a lush growth of dark hair on most exposed skin.

Or perhaps not. . .
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #63 on: November 20, 2007, 01:29:26 PM »
Plucking hurts.

I hear Mrs NIck doing it.























On her feet noooo:
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #64 on: November 20, 2007, 01:29:59 PM »
Ahhh she has hobbit feet too.  noooo:
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #65 on: November 20, 2007, 01:30:13 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2007, 01:28:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 20, 2007, 01:21:13 PM
I imagine she shaves a lot

= default hairy

Precisely, a Gentleman would not discuss as to the amount of hair a lady did or did not sport.

As LL has lived in the Mediterranean for some years, she may have developed some characteristics of the local ladies.

For example a posterior like two goats in a bin liner, and a lush growth of dark hair on most exposed skin.

Or perhaps not. . .

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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #66 on: November 20, 2007, 01:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:24:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 01:22:47 PM
::)

Is that to LL shaving a lot?
You being a baldy baldy fat bastard?
LL as stick insect?

Which? You can't just   ::) without telling us who you are   ::) at!

Honestly!  ::)
I am not a slaphead...  noooo:
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #67 on: November 20, 2007, 01:30:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:24:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 01:22:47 PM
::)

Is that to LL shaving a lot?
You being a baldy baldy fat bastard?
LL as stick insect?

Which? You can't just   ::) without telling us who you are   ::) at!

Honestly!  ::)
I am not a slaphead...  noooo:

But, but you said you were!  eeek:
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #68 on: November 20, 2007, 01:31:48 PM »
Wenchy is a slapbody, we hear eeek:

She should be naturally furry!
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #69 on: November 20, 2007, 01:36:34 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:30:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:24:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 01:22:47 PM
::)

Is that to LL shaving a lot?
You being a baldy baldy fat bastard?
LL as stick insect?

Which? You can't just   ::) without telling us who you are   ::) at!

Honestly!  ::)
I am not a slaphead...  noooo:

But, but you said you were!  eeek:

I think we need to see a picture.
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #70 on: November 20, 2007, 01:39:36 PM »
BEREK!
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #71 on: November 20, 2007, 02:03:26 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:36:34 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:30:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:24:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 01:22:47 PM
::)

Is that to LL shaving a lot?
You being a baldy baldy fat bastard?
LL as stick insect?

Which? You can't just   ::) without telling us who you are   ::) at!

Honestly!  ::)
I am not a slaphead...  noooo:

But, but you said you were!  eeek:

I think we need to see a picture.
Bu, but... you'd say it was me years ago...  noooo:
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #72 on: November 20, 2007, 02:11:57 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 02:03:26 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:36:34 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:30:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:24:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 01:22:47 PM
::)

Is that to LL shaving a lot?
You being a baldy baldy fat bastard?
LL as stick insect?

Which? You can't just   ::) without telling us who you are   ::) at!

Honestly!  ::)
I am not a slaphead...  noooo:

But, but you said you were!  eeek:

I think we need to see a picture.
Bu, but... you'd say it was me years ago...  noooo:

Well then take one of you standing next to the new bike, or holding a newspaper or something.  ::)
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #73 on: November 20, 2007, 02:26:10 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 02:11:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 02:03:26 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:36:34 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:30:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 01:30:23 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 20, 2007, 01:24:59 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 20, 2007, 01:22:47 PM
::)

Is that to LL shaving a lot?
You being a baldy baldy fat bastard?
LL as stick insect?

Which? You can't just   ::) without telling us who you are   ::) at!

Honestly!  ::)
I am not a slaphead...  noooo:

But, but you said you were!  eeek:

I think we need to see a picture.
Bu, but... you'd say it was me years ago...  noooo:

Well then take one of you standing next to the new bike, or holding a newspaper or something.  ::)

In a strong wind, so we can see it isn't a rug either.


It may be easier just to get you head shaved and be done with it.
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Re: This is looking like another Fred West
« Reply #74 on: November 20, 2007, 02:31:14 PM »
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the hairiest of them all?

























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