Sky News courting Nonce Langham

[Darwins Selection]

They are just jealous of your . . er . .well . . They are just jealous.

[Barman]

They are just jealous of your . . er . .well . . They are just jealous.

[whisper] Her gmail account [/whisper]

[Snoopy]

I was hardly complimented. 

There There ~ It's all behind you now. 












And there's an opportunity for Mr Nick if ever I saw one.

[Darwins Selection]

I was hardly complimented. 

There There ~ It's all behind you now. 

Like Cinderella you mean?

[Snoopy]

Weeeeeeeelllllllllllllll. I 'spose so. 

[The Moan Ranger]

OH went to Wallington boys and that, I'm afraid, is unforgiveable.

[Nick]

I was hardly complimented. 

There There ~ It's all behind you now. 














And there's an opportunity for Mr Nick if ever I saw one.

I am not yielding to temptation!

[Darwins Selection]

I was hardly complimented. 

There There ~ It's all behind you now. 














And there's an opportunity for Mr Nick if ever I saw one.

Oversleep did we?

I am not yielding to temptation!

[chuntering again]

Have you agree with Mort, I stopped reading the GOM because it had become a forum for twunts to air their bigotry and extreme right wing politics, rather than complain about the car not starting. If looking at kiddie porn makes Langham a nonce, what does that make people who look at accident and autopsy pictures?

[The Moan Ranger]

Bit of a difference there IMO. Some of my motorcycle racing chums regularly look at injuries the sport can cause them, but looking at a youngster being sexually abused is not on the itinery. In fact, they would punch you straight in the face for trying to compare the two.

[Uncle Mort]

barrybeelzebub makes an interesting observation in his latest column about lusting after an 'underage' TV charactor even though the actress playing the part is older.

FOR THE sake of propriety, and to avoid the six o’clock knock from the Nonce Squad, I should point out that while Coronation Street’s Rosie Webster is still just 16, Helen Flanagan, the actress who plays her, is almost 18 years old.

It’s a small point, but one that might circumvent any Chris Langham-style nastiness.

[Snoopy]

Always a problem unless one makes sure by confining your sexual desires to the over sixties 

[Darwins Selection]

Always a problem unless one makes sure by confining your sexual desires to the over sixties 

I would be in deep poo if I did anything else.

[Snoopy]

Always a problem unless one makes sure by confining your sexual desires to the over sixties 

I would be in deep poo if I did anything else.

I've seen your ads in the "Contact Columns"
Anything with a pulse ~ own teeth not necessary

[Darwins Selection]

Always a problem unless one makes sure by confining your sexual desires to the over sixties 

I would be in deep poo if I did anything else.

I've seen your ads in the "Contact Columns"
Anything with a pulse ~ own teeth not necessary