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Offline GROWLER

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I HATE keys.
« on: May 13, 2007, 05:10:07 PM »
Have they got a mind of their own?

Picked up the keys for 'THE BEAST' , to enable me to shift it into the refrigeration container.
Get there in the pissing rain, rummage, rummage, rummage, and they've gone. eeek:

Must have left them at home i thinks to myself.

No. Not here either, but haven't looked in the fridge yet. ::)

WHY?
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 07:50:39 AM »
A very worrying post.  eeek:

<Backs away very slowly>
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 08:05:09 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 14, 2007, 07:50:39 AM
A very worrying post.  eeek:

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Not slowly Uncle... RUN!
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 08:23:21 AM »
Best scouse accent mode> WHY? ::)
I've only lost my keys, and I still haven't found them either! evil:
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2007, 08:26:45 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 14, 2007, 08:23:21 AM
Best scouse accent mode> WHY? ::)
I've only lost my keys, and I still haven't found them either! evil:
Did you look in the fridge?  whistle:
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2007, 08:31:13 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 13, 2007, 05:10:07 PM
Picked up the keys for 'THE BEAST' , to enable me to shift it into the refrigeration container.
No. Not here either, but haven't looked in the fridge yet. ::)

Perhaps if you elaborated on this I wouldn't be so worried.
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2007, 08:32:34 AM »
I had no idea Scousers knew about keys.

Cars are started with dangling bunches of wire and doors opened with bolt cutters, or reversing the aforementioned car through them?

This site is a real education.
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2007, 08:36:49 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2007, 08:32:34 AM
I had no idea Scousers knew about keys.

Cars are started with dangling bunches of wire and doors opened with bolt cutters, or reversing the aforementioned car through them?

This site is a real education.
lol: lol: lol:

I think perhaps he is just talking about the keys to throw us off the scent?
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Offline GROWLER

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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2007, 09:05:22 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2007, 08:32:34 AM
I had no idea Scousers knew about keys.

Cars are started with dangling bunches of wire and doors opened with bolt cutters, or reversing the aforementioned car through them?

This site is a real education.


I NEVER said I was a scouser did I?


Yes, I have looked in the fridge, but only found the cuff links I lost 15 years ago. Didn't like them anyway, so I've put them back in the freezer compartment with the bag of mixed veg that have also been in there for 15 years ::)
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2007, 09:08:54 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on May 14, 2007, 08:31:13 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on May 13, 2007, 05:10:07 PM
Picked up the keys for 'THE BEAST' , to enable me to shift it into the refrigeration container.
No. Not here either, but haven't looked in the fridge yet. ::)

Perhaps if you elaborated on this I wouldn't be so worried.


Ask Nick. He'll elaborate. I'm too tired to even think now tbh.
Blame H eLL bay. That's another grump though evil:
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2007, 10:02:29 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on May 14, 2007, 09:05:22 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2007, 08:32:34 AM
I had no idea Scousers knew about keys.
Cars are started with dangling bunches of wire and doors opened with bolt cutters, or reversing the aforementioned car through them?
This site is a real education.

I NEVER said I was a scouser did I?



Errr. . .  rubschin:

Quote from: GROWLER on May 14, 2007, 08:23:21 AM
Best scouse accent mode> WHY? ::)
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2007, 12:22:32 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER link=topic=217. msg2294#msg2294 date=1179133522
I NEVER said I was a scouser did I?

Agreed, Scousers have a sense of humour. . . . . . 
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Bar Room Bore

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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2007, 01:43:43 PM »
Mrs Bore and I keep our keys in a small box which prevents them getting tangled. We eschew key rings on religious grounds, hers rather than mine, but I find it best to go along with her in these matters.
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2007, 02:21:40 PM »
Quote from: Bar Room Bore on May 14, 2007, 01:43:43 PM
Mrs Bore and I keep our keys in a small box which prevents them getting tangled. We eschew key rings on religious grounds, hers rather than mine, but I find it best to go along with her in these matters.

How on earth does keeping them in a box stop them tangling?

Last time I tried that I picked one key and every single damn key in the box came out attached to it.

I decided that there was too many keys on my ring and so I had the bright idea of mastering them.
Cost me a fortune about six years ago and has had the effect of reducing the keys on my ring from eleven to nine!
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Bar Room Bore

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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2007, 02:28:52 PM »
We only have one key each.
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