I HATE keys.

[Barman]

Mrs Bore and I keep our keys in a small box which prevents them getting tangled. We eschew key rings on religious grounds, hers rather than mine, but I find it best to go along with her in these matters.

How on earth does keeping them in a box stop them tangling?

Last time I tried that I picked one key and every single damn key in the box came out attached to it.

I decided that there was too many keys on my ring and so I had the bright idea of mastering them.
Cost me a fortune about six years ago and has had the effect of reducing the keys on my ring from eleven to nine!
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You are a prison warden ? I claim my ?5 prize. 

[Misunderstood]

We only have one key each.

Where is the grossly astonished emoticon when you need it?

[Bar Wench]

Mr Wench and I only have two each.

[Misunderstood]

Mr Wench and I only have two each.

 

Where is the REALLY grossly astonished emoticon when you need it?

[Bar Wench]

How many keys do you have then?

[Barman]

Mr Wench and I only have two each.

 

Where is the REALLY grossly astonished emoticon when you need it?

This one? 

[Bar Wench]

Ohhhhhhh that's a keeper!

[Misunderstood]

How many keys do you have then?

It depends which bunch you mean....

[Bar Wench]

Good grief.

[GROWLER]

I still haven't found them, and if I get asked one more time..........."where did you last see them", or "when did you last have them" or " are you sure you've checked you pockets properly"?......

[Barman]

I still haven't found them, and if I get asked one more time..........."where did you last see them", or "when did you last have them" or " are you sure you've checked you pockets properly"?......

Well, have some comfort in the fact that they?ll be in the last place you look. 

[Misunderstood]

I still haven't found them, and if I get asked one more time..........."where did you last see them", or "when did you last have them" or " are you sure you've checked you pockets properly"?......

Well, have some comfort in the fact that they?ll be in the last place you look. 

Oh Yeah!  I remember now what the point of this thread was.  (OI! Where's my silly grin gone?)

[Barman]

I still haven't found them, and if I get asked one more time..........."where did you last see them", or "when did you last have them" or " are you sure you've checked you pockets properly"?......

Well, have some comfort in the fact that they?ll be in the last place you look. 

Oh Yeah!  I remember now what the point of this thread was.  (OI! Where's my silly grin gone?)

Wiped off your face! 

[Darwins Selection]

" are you sure you've checked you pockets properly"?

I bet you have.

What did he have in them?

[Grumpmeister]

I still haven't found them, and if I get asked one more time..........."where did you last see them", or "when did you last have them" or " are you sure you've checked you pockets properly"?......

You want one of those whistling keyring doohickeys, as long as you dont mind looking like a berk walking round wolf whistling and waiting for a reply.