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Offline Pastis

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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2007, 06:10:04 PM »


Perhaps... at the dentist... ?

It's amazing what you come across whilst looking for better priced dental treatment overseas
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2007, 08:12:18 PM »
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2007, 08:15:29 PM »
Where were they then?
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #33 on: May 15, 2007, 08:26:10 PM »
Can't remember. redface:

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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2007, 05:38:48 AM »
Can't remember. redface:
I guarantee they were in the last place you looked ? just like I said.  point:

You should have looked there first.
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2007, 08:15:32 AM »
Can't find the mobby phone now. ::)
 It's ringing but I can't hear it. Banghead

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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2007, 08:45:16 AM »
Can't find the mobby phone now. ::)
 It's ringing but I can't hear it. Banghead
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2007, 09:03:23 AM »
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It's ringing but I can't hear it.

I have thought about that about three times now, but I still don't get it noooo:
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2007, 09:26:20 AM »
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It's ringing but I can't hear it.

I have thought about that about three times now, but I still don't get it noooo:

He phoned his own number so he can hear it ringing through the phone he's using but not within earshot of where he is.

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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2007, 09:27:49 AM »
HOw do you know? Are you Mrs Growler in disguise?
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2007, 09:38:31 AM »
Perhaps he?s left the ?phone in a vacuum?  whistle:
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2007, 09:41:22 AM »
HOw do you know? Are you Mrs Growler in disguise?

I just applied a little logic.   

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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2007, 09:44:35 AM »
Perhaps he?s left the ?phone in a vacuum?  whistle:
Probably can't find the vacuum either.
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2007, 09:47:55 AM »
Well, if the last place he looks for his keys is inside it he?ll have both.  happy088
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Re: I HATE keys.
« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2007, 03:39:27 PM »
HOw do you know? Are you Mrs Growler in disguise?

I just applied a little logic.   

Nick doesn't do logic. ::)

Name ONE thing that is logical about Nick, and I'll show me arse on the town hall steps at midday tomorrow....if I can find them ::)


Found it anyway. I'd left it in the car all night. Useless berk. WHY?