FAO Nick

[Snoopy]

 

[Darwins Selection]

I dunno Tel ~ a Bonk usually takes my mind off of most things .............. for all of two  minutes

Two minutes? Christ. Dont tell Mrs TG it can go on that long or she'll want some as well. 

I wish I could remember the source....:

"Every woman knows that a man who lasts more than 5 minutes is only doing it out of a sense of duty"

[TG]

I dunno Tel ~ a Bonk usually takes my mind off of most things .............. for all of two  minutes

Two minutes? Christ. Dont tell Mrs TG it can go on that long or she'll want some as well. 

I wish I could remember the source....:

"Every woman knows that a man who lasts more than 5 minutes is only doing it out of a sense of duty"

5 Minutes! 

[Darwins Selection]

I dunno Tel ~ a Bonk usually takes my mind off of most things .............. for all of two  minutes

Two minutes? Christ. Dont tell Mrs TG it can go on that long or she'll want some as well. 

I wish I could remember the source....:

"Every woman knows that a man who lasts more than 5 minutes is only doing it out of a sense of duty"

5 Minutes! 

As I say, I forget the origin. It may have been 1 minute, or the 5 minutes might have included foreplay and smoking the cigarette.

[Bar Wench]

That sounds more like it.

[tel]

That sounds more like it.

You're easily pleased then.

[Bar Wench]

That sounds more like it.

You're easily pleased then.

According to Mr Wench I am low maintenance. 

[tel]

That sounds more like it.

You're easily pleased then.

According to Mr Wench I am low maintenance. 

I am sure I should be making something of that, but it's early and I had a heavy evening drinking with some of my cousins, so I will let sleeping things lie.
 

[Bar Wench]

Probably for the best.

[TG]

That sounds more like it.

You're easily pleased then.

According to Mr Wench I am low maintenance. 

Mrs TG always tells me she is 'low maintenance' which always makes me laugh. 

[Darwins Selection]

That sounds more like it.

You're easily pleased then.

According to Mr Wench I am low maintenance. 

Mrs TG always tells me she is 'low maintenance' which always makes me laugh. 

Quite.

Mrs DS #2 was in the Zsa Zsa Gabor level of maintenance, but thought she was cheap.

The latter part I agreed with.