Air Freshners

[Miss Demeanour]

I have just walked into the ladies in our office to find that a new piece of equipment has been installed since yesterday ?????

My timing couldn't have been more perfect as walking through I heard a small hissing sound, which confused me for a second as it was perfectly evident there was no one else in there and I was damn sure it wasn't me, only for a second later to be covered in a vapour of disgusterous noxious smells.

They have fitted one of those automatic air freshner thingys that release a 'perfume' every so often.

Who in their right mind thinks that this smells nice.

I have now been bathed in Eau de Toilet - literally - and rather than smelling like an early morning spring I smell like a late night graveyard. 

[Barman]

Air ‘fresheners’ are the work of the devil – along with scented candles… 

[Bar Wench]

Those things are repulsive!!! Yet another good reason for working for a small company we have a scented candle of a decent variety in our loo. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Air ‘fresheners’ are the work of the devil – along with scented candles… 

No no no Mr Barman you are confusing yourself again......scented candles are mood enhancing  

Air freshners are mood provoking  

[Barman]

Air ‘fresheners’ are the work of the devil – along with scented candles… 

No no no Mr Barman you are confusing yourself again......scented candles are mood enhancing  

Air freshners are mood provoking  

Both you and Wenchy are confused – scented candles are the work of the devil… see you don’t even know they are controlling you… 

[Miss Demeanour]

Both you and Wenchy are confused – scented candles are the work of the devil… see you don’t even know they are controlling you… 

So you want to take on two women and before 9.30 am . Very impressive 

Did you put too much Red Bull in your Horlicks last night 

How do you know it is us that is being controlled and not you?????

[Bar Wench]

Ahhh no I am controlling the scented candle. I can pick which one according to my mood. The one who is being controlled is Mr Wench! He has no idea of the mood enhancing properties of scented candles. 

[Darwins Selection]

Who needs scented candles with this kind of oestrogen rush in the air?

[Barman]

Both you and Wenchy are confused – scented candles are the work of the devil… see you don’t even know they are controlling you… 

So you want to take on two women and before 9.30 am . Very impressive 

Did you put too much Red Bull in your Horlicks last night 

How do you know it is us that is being controlled and not you?????

'tis somewhat later here...  

[Bar Wench]

Both you and Wenchy are confused – scented candles are the work of the devil… see you don’t even know they are controlling you… 

So you want to take on two women and before 9.30 am . Very impressive 

Did you put too much Red Bull in your Horlicks last night 

How do you know it is us that is being controlled and not you?????

'tis somewhat later here...  

Have you been out for a refreshing blast on the bike? Feeling the sun on your face? The wind rushing through your .. umm ... scalp?

[Barman]

Both you and Wenchy are confused – scented candles are the work of the devil… see you don’t even know they are controlling you… 

So you want to take on two women and before 9.30 am . Very impressive 

Did you put too much Red Bull in your Horlicks last night 

How do you know it is us that is being controlled and not you?????

'tis somewhat later here...  

Have you been out for a refreshing blast on the bike? Feeling the sun on your face? The wind rushing through your .. umm ... scalp?

It is pissing down... 

[Bar Wench]

That must be quite painful without a cushion of hair to protect your head. 

Blazing sunshine here. 

[Barman]

That must be quite painful without a cushion of hair to protect your head. 

Blazing sunshine here. 

Another slaphead 'joke' 

[Bar Wench]

That must be quite painful without a cushion of hair to protect your head. 

Blazing sunshine here. 

Another slaphead 'joke' 

Sorry. 

I do like to flog a dead donkey. Especially bald ones. 

[Snoopy]

That must be quite painful without a cushion of hair to protect your head. 

Blazing sunshine here. 

Another slaphead 'joke' 

Sorry. 

I do like to flog a dead donkey. Especially bald ones. 

There may be a compliment in there BM ~ if you look hard enough