Air Freshners

[Uncle Mort]

I finished a parenting class last week. The tutor gave each of us a couple of scented candles each as a parting gift.    She did apologise to me and the only other male there.  

[Barman]

That must be quite painful without a cushion of hair to protect your head. 

Blazing sunshine here. 

Another slaphead 'joke' 

Sorry. 

I do like to flog a dead donkey. Especially bald ones. 

There may be a compliment in there BM ~ if you look hard enough 

[Bar Wench]

That must be quite painful without a cushion of hair to protect your head. 

Blazing sunshine here. 

Another slaphead 'joke' 

Sorry. 

I do like to flog a dead donkey. Especially bald ones. 

There may be a compliment in there BM ~ if you look hard enough 

He said may be, I can assure you there isn't. 

[tel]

Air ‘fresheners’ are the work of the devil – along with scented candles… 

No no no Mr Barman you are confusing yourself again......scented candles are mood enhancing  

Air freshners are mood provoking  

Both you and Wenchy are confused – scented candles are the work of the devil… see you don’t even know they are controlling you… 

The only thing they control in me is my sneezing - bastard things. Pot pourri goes into same bin. I cannot abide those craft/art type shops, 2 minutes in one of them and my eyes water, my throat and nose start itching - horrible places, spawn of the devil live in there.

[Barman]

Air ‘fresheners’ are the work of the devil – along with scented candles… 

No no no Mr Barman you are confusing yourself again......scented candles are mood enhancing  

Air freshners are mood provoking  

Both you and Wenchy are confused – scented candles are the work of the devil… see you don’t even know they are controlling you… 

The only thing they control in me is my sneezing - bastard things. Pot pourri goes into same bin. I cannot abide those craft/art type shops, 2 minutes in one of them and my eyes water, my throat and nose start itching - horrible places, spawn of the devil live in there.

At last, the voice of reason… 

[Snoopy]

Air ‘fresheners’ are the work of the devil – along with scented candles… 

No no no Mr Barman you are confusing yourself again......scented candles are mood enhancing 

Air freshners are mood provoking 

Both you and Wenchy are confused – scented candles are the work of the devil… see you don’t even know they are controlling you… 

The only thing they control in me is my sneezing - bastard things. Pot pourri goes into same bin. I cannot abide those craft/art type shops, 2 minutes in one of them and my eyes water, my throat and nose start itching - horrible places, spawn of the devil live in there.

I'm with you tel ~ but Mrs Snoopy makes money out of such things and that puts Bonios on the table.

[Bar Wench]

Air ‘fresheners’ are the work of the devil – along with scented candles… 

No no no Mr Barman you are confusing yourself again......scented candles are mood enhancing  

Air freshners are mood provoking  

Both you and Wenchy are confused – scented candles are the work of the devil… see you don’t even know they are controlling you… 

The only thing they control in me is my sneezing - bastard things. Pot pourri goes into same bin. I cannot abide those craft/art type shops, 2 minutes in one of them and my eyes water, my throat and nose start itching - horrible places, spawn of the devil live in there.

Have you visited Lush? You'd love it there. 

[tel]

Air ‘fresheners’ are the work of the devil – along with scented candles… 

No no no Mr Barman you are confusing yourself again......scented candles are mood enhancing 

Air freshners are mood provoking 

Both you and Wenchy are confused – scented candles are the work of the devil… see you don’t even know they are controlling you… 

The only thing they control in me is my sneezing - bastard things. Pot pourri goes into same bin. I cannot abide those craft/art type shops, 2 minutes in one of them and my eyes water, my throat and nose start itching - horrible places, spawn of the devil live in there.

I'm with you tel ~ but Mrs Snoopy makes money out of such things and that puts Bonios on the table.

Forget the money and get Mrs Snoopy on the table, sod the Bonios.

[Snoopy]

 

[Bar Wench]

 

[tel]

Air ‘fresheners’ are the work of the devil – along with scented candles… 

No no no Mr Barman you are confusing yourself again......scented candles are mood enhancing  

Air freshners are mood provoking  

Both you and Wenchy are confused – scented candles are the work of the devil… see you don’t even know they are controlling you… 

The only thing they control in me is my sneezing - bastard things. Pot pourri goes into same bin. I cannot abide those craft/art type shops, 2 minutes in one of them and my eyes water, my throat and nose start itching - horrible places, spawn of the devil live in there.

Have you visited Lush? You'd love it there. 

Yes (guessing you don't mean Lush food eating place in Wallington). And all the others, candles r us or whatever. Loads of scented candles in the house, hopefully lit, but they still take my breath away when I open a cupboard or a drawer, having forgotten what might be lurking inside.

[tel]

Come on, which would you prefer?

[Bar Wench]

Come on, which would you prefer?

The money. 

[Darwins Selection]

Come on, which would you prefer?

The money. 

I have an idea where you could have both. 

[Bar Wench]

 

My bank accused me of that once. That and drug running.