A little respect for Snoopy today please

[Snoopy]

I have replied to my overnight emails and by this time next week I will have a willy that is three inches longer, I will be the proud processor of a Masters degree from a TOP American University and best of all I will be very rich.
And this one is for real 'cos it doesn't come from Nigeria ~ so there 

Crown Office Chambers
Temple
London
EC4Y 7HJ
United Kingdom
Good day,
                       
I am Jonathan Wright QC, an Attorney and member of the Queen's Council (QC) working with the reputable legal firm - Crown Office Chambers in London United Kingdom. I am contacting you to assist in the claim of an outstanding sum of money which was deposited in a finance institute by one of our very good clients Mr. Christian Eich who died in a AF4590 plane crash on his way to America after he left Germany with his family. This client was an engineer with one of the foremost construction firm in Germany.

He left no known next of kin and all our attempts to trace someone related to him to whom we could pay the money have met a dead end. I have personally decided to contact you to stand on behalf of the family so I can present you as his next of kin using my influence as a legal personnel. The amount involved is USD 33 million (Thirty-Three million United States Dollars). This money will be shared equally between us when we get the deposited funds released in your name.
You can view the website for more details on the death of the man and the plane crash.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
I look forward to hearing from you with your full name and address and contact phone number on my private email: jonathanwright@rediffmail.com

Yours faithfully,
Barr Jonathan Wright

 

[Bar Wench]

Wowzer, suddenly you look so attractive oh multi-millionare hound.

[Barman]

I’ve always liked you…. 

[Bar Wench]

I’ve always liked you…. 

Baldy baldy fat gay bastard? 

[Miss Demeanour]

I am really pleased for you Snoops, and can see that whilst some of those offers would make a 'big' difference in your life if you have no need for the Food Processor then pass it on please 

Does any of this anti spam software stuff really work - I am so tired of getting emails from the Natwest Bank or the Royal Bank of Scotland, all asking me to confirm my non existent bank accounts. Plus random gibberish which I really do not understand. If I got anything offering a promotion or a life enhancing surgery I might be vaguley interested 

[Barman]

I am really pleased for you Snoops, and can see that whilst some of those offers would make a 'big' difference in your life if you have no need for the Food Processor then pass it on please 

Does any of this anti spam software stuff really work - I am so tired of getting emails from the Natwest Bank or the Royal Bank of Scotland, all asking me to confirm my non existent bank accounts. Plus random gibberish which I really do not understand. If I got anything offering a promotion or a life enhancing surgery I might be vaguley interested 

Or somebody that can fix your PC! 

[Miss Demeanour]

Or somebody that can fix your PC! 

My PC is not broken it is just that I cannot get my work laptop to connect 

May the plight of a thousand assorted scented candles be bought upon your home 

[Bar Wench]

You need gmail. I never see any of it. Do you need an invite?

[Snoopy]

I've got five email accounts thanks ~ including Gmail that you so kindly invited me onto ..... which has a nasty trick of trying to take over my PC 'cos everytime I open it the damn things sets itself up as the default option and I have to unset it.

Were it not that one or two GMail users insist on using it to contact me I'd bin it completely.

[Darwins Selection]

If I got anything offering a promotion or a life enhancing surgery I might be vaguley interested 

I get lots of those, although the kind of surgery offered would be of little value to a lady.

[Bar Wench]

I've got five email accounts thanks ~ including Gmail that you so kindly invited me onto ..... which has a nasty trick of trying to take over my PC 'cos everytime I open it the damn things sets itself up as the default option and I have to unset it.

Were it not that one or two GMail users insist on using it to contact me I'd bin it completely.

I really don't understand why? I've never had that problem with it. We use hotmail, gmail and bt mail accounts at home and none of them takeover anything.  

[Barman]

You need gmail. I never see any of it. Do you need an invite?

You don't need an invite any more... 

[Darwins Selection]

I've never had that problem with it.

Perhaps nobody writes to you?

 

[Snoopy]

Looks like I'll have to get my suit cleaned ~ Graduation day is only a phone call away

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Is he still droopy though?