I live in Italy as much as possible, and chatting with my local bar owner today I found out that his daughter will be in London for the next three months improving her English. I asked for her phone number so I could meet up and see if she is OK when I am in the UK.
Within 90 minutes the Latin Lovely is accusing me of having an affair, and even organising a "love nest" for the two of us. My ears are still ringing !
This was totally innocent. Marcella is a lovely girl, and with everyone around here still dealing with that dreadful murder just down the road in Perugia, I thought it was a chance to return the hospitality and support I get out here, and keep an eye on a young woman in a big, strange city.
You try to be nice and look what happens !
|And yes, your bum does look big in that !