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Offline Bar Wench

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Cup of Tea
« on: May 14, 2007, 07:50:31 AM »
Regular readers may recall the many trials and tribulations of my relationship with MILFH (Mother In Law From Hell)

SHE MADE ME A CUP OF TEA!

The first one in over five years of knowing her!  cloud9:
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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 07:58:43 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 07:50:31 AM
Regular readers may recall the many trials and tribulations of my relationship with MILFH (Mother In Law From Hell)

SHE MADE ME A CUP OF TEA!

The first one in over five years of knowing her!  cloud9:
Ah? but what did she put in it my dear?  eyes:
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 08:17:34 AM »
Good point. Hadn't thought of that.  eeek:


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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 08:27:44 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 08:17:34 AM
Good point. Hadn't thought of that.  eeek:


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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2007, 09:28:05 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 07:50:31 AM


SHE MADE ME A CUP OF TEA!



Assuming you're still alive to read this, meaning she didn't in fact poison you, have you asked yourself WHY?
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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2007, 10:05:36 AM »
I thought that maybe she decided that it was time the hostilities ceased and that she made an effort to be nice to me.

In hindsight  point:

perhaps the joke was on me.  scared2:
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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2007, 12:12:13 PM »
Her cunning plan is working, she has you really worried now, you will lie awake at night wondering why? Does she love me, does she not? etc etc...
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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2007, 12:26:41 PM »
Maybe she forgot she was at war.... 

Stockholm syndrome perhaps?

Or, maybe you missed the peace treaty ceremony.
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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2007, 12:50:04 PM »
Quote from: Bouncer on May 14, 2007, 12:26:41 PM
Maybe she forgot she was at war.... 

Stockholm syndrome perhaps?

Or, maybe you missed the peace treaty ceremony.
Piss ceremony more like ? into the kettle!  point:
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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2007, 01:41:01 PM »
Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver.  eeek:

(I can't spell that sodding word!)
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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2007, 01:42:13 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 01:41:01 PM
Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver.  eeek:

(I can't spell that sodding word!)
Don't think = you hope!  point:
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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2007, 01:48:35 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 01:41:01 PM
Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver.  eeek:

(I can't spell that sodding word!)

The mental picture ..... Arrggghh the agony, the agony ~ spare us more details PLEASE  surrender:
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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2007, 01:51:19 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 14, 2007, 01:48:35 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 14, 2007, 01:41:01 PM
Don't think she is flexible enough to manage such a manouver.  eeek:

(I can't spell that sodding word!)

The mental picture ..... Arrggghh the agony, the agony ~ spare us more details PLEASE  surrender:

Not pleasant is it!  eeek:
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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2007, 02:10:42 PM »
Maybe she's slowly working her way up to asking if you would consider getting a place with a 'granny flat'  point:
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Re: Cup of Tea
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2007, 02:19:21 PM »
Poison her!






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