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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2007, 09:30:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 26, 2007, 09:12:08 AM
No. Off school with The Vomit evil:

So that's the carrot part sorted, just antlers and nose to go.
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2007, 10:15:06 AM »
 noooo:

If only you'd discussed it with us. This could be seen coming a mile off!
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2007, 10:15:48 AM »
Really? How?
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2007, 10:19:21 AM »
Nick " Hello all ~ today I plan to take The Boy and Mrs Nick to see Santa and there will be live reindeer"

Us (In Concert) "NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"


Is how.
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2007, 10:20:02 AM »
At least he never got to sit on Santa's knee!
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2007, 10:22:36 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 26, 2007, 10:20:02 AM
At least he never got to sit on Santa's knee!


Why do I have a mental vision of Mrs Nick elbowing t'lad to one side and jumping on the old boy's lap?
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2007, 10:23:09 AM »
True.

Just had text from Mr Wench to say he is going home to change as small child has vomited on him. You sure you don't live in Cheam?  rubschin:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2007, 10:25:17 AM »
I believe The Vomit is a bit of an epidemic at present. noooo:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2007, 10:26:18 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 26, 2007, 10:25:17 AM
I believe The Vomit is a bit of an epidemic at present. noooo:

Think I may have it. Is it accompanied by woozyness?
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2007, 10:33:18 AM »
No, it is accompanied by vomiting
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2007, 10:35:26 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 26, 2007, 10:26:18 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 26, 2007, 10:25:17 AM
I believe The Vomit is a bit of an epidemic at present. noooo:

Think I may have it. Is it accompanied by woozyness?

No dear ~ that's a hangover.

At our primary if yer kid is sick they 'phone to get you to collect it and insist that it stays at home until it has been vomit free for 48 hours. Of course the little sods can be relied on to tell the truth as soon as they get through the classroom door so you have no option but to comply.
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2007, 10:39:44 AM »
Most teachers seem to have a built in vomit detector.  redface: My friend refused to let me in her car a few weeks ago because she said I was going to be sick. Thought it was a load of crap, got in a mood with her, 45 minutes later, vomit city.  sick2:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2007, 10:45:59 AM »
So how come Mr Wench fell victim to a Vomit?
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2007, 10:50:56 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 26, 2007, 10:45:59 AM
So how come Mr Wench fell victim to a Vomit?

Child walked over to his desk and was about to say he was going to be sick and instead vomited in Mr Wench's lap.
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2007, 10:51:50 AM »
 happy001 happy001 happy001

Kid probably didn't like his tie!
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