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Offline Nick

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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2007, 10:52:22 AM »
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2007, 10:53:49 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 26, 2007, 10:51:50 AM
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Kid probably didn't like his tie!

Probably not. Today he is wearing one that was purchased in his pre-Wench period!  point:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2007, 11:07:29 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 26, 2007, 10:53:49 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 26, 2007, 10:51:50 AM
happy001 happy001 happy001

Kid probably didn't like his tie!

Probably not. Today he is wearing one that was purchased in his pre-Wench period!  point:

And you let him keep it?
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2007, 11:12:23 AM »
Quote from: tel on November 26, 2007, 11:07:29 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on November 26, 2007, 10:53:49 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 26, 2007, 10:51:50 AM
happy001 happy001 happy001

Kid probably didn't like his tie!

Probably not. Today he is wearing one that was purchased in his pre-Wench period!  point:

And you let him keep it?


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There is a limit to how much you can throw away at one go. It goes in drips and drabs. There was more serious criminal clothing that needed to be removed before I moved onto ties. And now well, it has vomit on it and my job has been done for me.  cloud9:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2007, 02:20:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 24, 2007, 12:26:29 PM
Santa came a  visiting at the local Garden Centre. Real reindeer. Big antlers.

They put the reindeer in an enclosure for closer inspection. Reindeer got a bit stir crazy.

After the incident we thought it best to get to A&E. Not stitches, but possibly a tetanus shot.

"HOw did this happen?", she said.

"He was attacked by a reindeer," we said.

The pause seemed to go on forever. Then she wrote it down. "Reindeer attack".

He has had the injection and we have been told to watch for "any unusual symptoms".

Such things happen.



Out of interest, how close were you to the reindeer at the time. Its just members of the animal kingdom tend to have a more highly developed sense of danger so proximity to Captain Calamity could have scared te bejeezus out of it.
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #35 on: November 26, 2007, 02:21:01 PM »
I took the pic. He was on the rails. The antlers kind of collided with him - at speed! spider:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #36 on: November 26, 2007, 02:22:27 PM »
Was it running towards or away from you?
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2007, 02:22:52 PM »
Smoked reindeer is quite tasty.  whistle:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #38 on: November 26, 2007, 02:23:00 PM »
Away evil:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #39 on: November 26, 2007, 02:28:27 PM »
I rest my case M'lud  whistle:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #40 on: November 26, 2007, 02:29:34 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2007, 02:22:52 PM
Smoked reindeer is quite tasty.  whistle:

I didn't know Rizlas were sold that big  eeek:
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #41 on: November 26, 2007, 03:03:13 PM »
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Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2007, 02:22:52 PM
Smoked reindeer is quite tasty.  whistle:

I didn't know Rizlas were sold that big  eeek:

Stupid boy!

In a pipe.  ::)
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #42 on: November 26, 2007, 03:08:45 PM »
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Of course.
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #43 on: November 26, 2007, 04:08:46 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2007, 03:03:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 26, 2007, 02:29:34 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2007, 02:22:52 PM
Smoked reindeer is quite tasty.  whistle:

I didn't know Rizlas were sold that big  eeek:

Stupid boy!

In a pipe.  ::)

A bong might be better don't you think?
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Re: Reindeer injuries
« Reply #44 on: November 26, 2007, 04:20:54 PM »

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