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What's this all about then?
« on: November 26, 2007, 09:18:21 AM »
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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2007, 09:22:42 AM »
Can't actually see a use for it myself, peeping through the net curtains is easier and cheaper  scared:

But there are those among us who would value such a toy ~ of that I have no doubt.

Mind a "leathers" stretcher might be a better gift from what I hear. whistle:
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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2007, 09:36:36 AM »
http://uk.celldorado.com/UK/ADS/238389889/index.php?trackid=360521923&clickid=0005bh007vZO1AkZq.ia&ce_cid=0005bh007vZO1AkZq.ia

Pricey!

But they do throw in a FREE "silent ringtone" - very useful!

Personally, I would find a "Silent Ring" quite a good thing to have.
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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2007, 01:56:37 PM »
Can't actually see a use for it myself, peeping through the net curtains is easier and cheaper  scared:

But there are those among us who would value such a toy ~ of that I have no doubt.

Mind a "leathers" stretcher might be a better gift from what I hear. whistle:
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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2007, 02:06:54 PM »
Can't actually see a use for it myself, peeping through the net curtains is easier and cheaper  scared:

But there are those among us who would value such a toy ~ of that I have no doubt.

Mind a "leathers" stretcher might be a better gift from what I hear. whistle:
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Google "leather stretcher" and you get this:

http://www.strictlyleather.com/shop/male-leather/testicle-stretcher-leather-bondage-equipment-2.html
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Was that what you had in mind Nick?
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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2007, 02:09:39 PM »
BM deserves one for Christmas! Landlady would enjoy playing with it.
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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2007, 02:12:20 PM »
BM deserves one for Christmas! Landlady would enjoy playing with it.
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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2007, 02:16:08 PM »
BM deserves one for Christmas! Landlady would enjoy playing with it.

"It" not "Them"?

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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2007, 05:19:08 PM »
Heart attacks can be prevented by always sitting on leather chairs. I just thought I would share that with you.

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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2007, 05:51:01 PM »
Heart attacks can be prevented by always sitting on leather chairs. I just thought I would share that with you.
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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2007, 07:13:47 PM »
Heart attacks can be prevented by always sitting on leather chairs. I just thought I would share that with you.
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Buggered if I know, the little man who lives under the puter desk told me to write that.

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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2007, 08:11:16 PM »
Static, I reckon. Or rather, lack of it  rubschin:

I find I tend to squeak-a-lot with leather furniture  eyes:
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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2007, 08:27:52 PM »
Static, I reckon. Or rather, lack of it  rubschin:

I find I tend to squeak-a-lot with leather furniture  eyes:

 rubschin: Not sure Nissan offer an all leather option on the Micra.  whistle:
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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2007, 12:05:24 AM »
I find I tend to squeak-a-lot with leather furniture  eyes:
Another candidate for the 'silent ring' option?
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Re: What's this all about then?
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2007, 05:41:22 AM »
Heart attacks can be prevented by always sitting on leather chairs. I just thought I would share that with you.
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Buggered if I know, the little man who lives under the puter desk told me to write that.
Does he ever mention knives?  scared2:
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