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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2007, 02:22:09 PM »
No, right ~ they just picked the most common name. Once they had received enough Islamic education they wouldn't have considered Mohammed as a choice.

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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2007, 04:45:22 PM »
So a 54 y.o woman, from the same place (Liverpool) as Ken Bigley, takes her Christian beliefs to a Muslim country, that has been in a state of civil war for years, where they did for General Gordon and have never forgiven the British for the revenge we took for that little episode (despite the fact we were the invaders) and uses a British primary school curriculum lesson to teach Muslim children about bears ~ not something they are ever likely to come across in North Africa anyway ~ and is stupid enough to allow the children to name it Mohamed. Then the silly bitch puts the name on the front of the book, with a picture of this bear on it, and sends the book and the teddy bear home with the children. It has to be Darwinism at its most extreme.
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2007, 04:53:20 PM »
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2007, 04:57:38 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2007, 05:01:50 PM »
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not something they are ever likely to come across in North Africa anyway


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« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2007, 09:52:56 PM »
Stupid enough in itself, but if one displayed a teddy in the Vatican with the label "Jesus" on it ?????        eveilgrin:
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2007, 08:02:38 AM »
Stupid enough in itself, but if one displayed a teddy in the Vatican with the label "Jesus" on it ?????        eveilgrin:
That depends… are we talking a Catholic or Protestant Jesus?  rubschin:
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2007, 08:42:32 AM »
Stupid enough in itself, but if one displayed a teddy in the Vatican with the label "Jesus" on it ?????        eveilgrin:
That depends… are we talking a Catholic or Protestant Jesus?  rubschin:



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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2007, 09:08:20 AM »
Stone him!  evil:
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2007, 11:14:33 AM »
Why, is he a witch?

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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2007, 11:19:59 AM »
Obviously!   ::)
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2007, 11:34:39 AM »
I am glad you cleared that up, otherwise I would lie awake worrying about it tonight.

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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2007, 11:35:09 AM »
I am glad you cleared that up, otherwise I would lie awake worrying about it tonight.
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2007, 12:04:04 PM »
Why, is he a witch?

Nah, he probably said that his dinner was good enough for Jehovah  whistle:
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2007, 07:16:29 AM »
I’ve been thinking about this…  rubschin:

These people really are taking the piss aren’t they? Forty lashes is the punishment for this ridiculous farcical ‘crime’ – it is purely an opportunity to humiliate westerners and our ‘infidel’ culture…

Or perhaps it is the concept of education per se that they find so repulsive – teaching young children to read, write and think for themselves? After all they might question the culture that thinks forty lashes for naming a teddy bear, or punishing a woman that has been raped is a bit bizarre?

I think the government should take a hard line with these people – you don’t respect our western culture and values? Fine then we’ll take our aid packages back, remove the infidels that are helping your country and leave you to return to the dark ages…

In fact, if you don’t release the teacher now we can return you to the dark ages lickety split courtesy of our infidel nuclear arsenal…

Of course nothing will happen, diplomatic approaches will be made, the UK will be humiliated and will continue to donate billions of taxpayer’s money to people that loathe us…

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