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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #45 on: November 30, 2007, 11:17:58 AM »
Strangely enough I agree with both Mort and Snoopy on this one. This story does once again show just how ridiculous organised religion is but at the same time, knowing that you are going to be teaching in an islamic country, any normal sensible person would make sure that they didnt do anything stupid to insult the locals especially given recent events.
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #46 on: November 30, 2007, 11:19:36 AM »
At least she just got locked up for a few days and not thrashed.

She can come home and blend in as yet another old Scouse banger with no weals.
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #47 on: November 30, 2007, 11:20:58 AM »
What kept you?
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #48 on: November 30, 2007, 11:21:04 AM »
At least she just got locked up for a few days and not thrashed.

She can come home and blend in as yet another old Scouse banger with no weals.
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I just got it...  redface:

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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #49 on: November 30, 2007, 11:22:18 AM »
What kept you?
I have a hangover...  redface:
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #50 on: November 30, 2007, 11:23:20 AM »
You were supposed to rub the hair tonic on your scalp BM, not drink it  point:
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #51 on: November 30, 2007, 12:00:25 PM »
You were supposed to rub the hair tonic on your scalp BM, not drink it  point:
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #52 on: November 30, 2007, 12:03:35 PM »
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #53 on: November 30, 2007, 12:35:25 PM »
It gets better - now they want her shot!

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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #54 on: November 30, 2007, 12:44:41 PM »
Good grief!   ::)

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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #56 on: November 30, 2007, 12:50:39 PM »
Perhaps we should march in the streets and ask for them to be Nuked...  whistle:
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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #57 on: November 30, 2007, 12:57:40 PM »
A quote on the "Have Your Say" bit on the Beeb website :-

"A task force should immediately be assembled and sent to the Sudan to rescue this poor woman & bear. That would send a clear signal to all around the world that those who try to mess with supply teachers and small soft toys will feel the might of the Britsh armed services with a full military response."  razz: razz: razz:

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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #58 on: November 30, 2007, 01:05:31 PM »
Not to worry, she will soon be seen stepping off an RAF transport at Brize Norton triumphantly holding the bear aloft.

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Re: Evil teddy. Stone it!
« Reply #59 on: November 30, 2007, 01:12:34 PM »
Not to worry, she will soon be seen stepping off an RAF transport at Brize Norton triumphantly holding the bear aloft.
But will the bear have a head?  rubschin:
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